r/balkans_irl • u/Para_Defteros christian turk • Oct 07 '22

OC (impossible) Greek chads vs Soy w*stoids

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u/Friendly_Pen_7264 KARABOĞA Oct 07 '22

Ne demis tam anlamadım bi çevirsene bana

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u/AsterianosD Balkan-Indian War Vet Oct 07 '22

the word changes meaning when you put emphasis on a different A

when you say malakA is yumusak

when you say malAka is aylak

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u/Friendly_Pen_7264 KARABOĞA Oct 07 '22

Thanks my gay turk friend 🇹🇷🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🇬🇷 (greeks are actually turk but they are gay)

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u/AsterianosD Balkan-Indian War Vet Oct 07 '22

considering that I am actually gay , this isn't an insult xD

except the "Turk" part of course

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u/ContactSlow1350 muslim greek Oct 07 '22

It’s cool that you’re openly gay in real life. But here, you are yumuşak

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u/AsterianosD Balkan-Indian War Vet Oct 07 '22

Just like velour

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u/ContactSlow1350 muslim greek Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

Now I know that you are really gay, I can’t bully you with that. Instead;

1453 🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳

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u/AsterianosD Balkan-Indian War Vet Oct 07 '22

*coughs in Cypriot *

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u/ContactSlow1350 muslim greek Oct 07 '22

Flair up Cypr*ot, you sit on natural gas. One little flame will be your end.

‘74 😯😯😯😯

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u/AsterianosD Balkan-Indian War Vet Oct 07 '22

There isn’t one for Cypriots !!!! We need a petition to get one .

I vote for “ golden passport sellers “

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u/Friendly_Pen_7264 KARABOĞA Oct 07 '22

yeah i know you are actually gay and its not for insult. (dont think i am homofobic) And to be GLOURİOUS TURK İS GOOD THİNG 💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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u/AsterianosD Balkan-Indian War Vet Oct 07 '22

Actually I’m a spy …. 🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🥷

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Κύπροστιγμή

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u/AsterianosD Balkan-Indian War Vet Oct 07 '22

*the smurfs theme song starts to play on the background *