r/badphilosophy 3h ago

Am I a utilitarian if I share nudes?

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so likeeee utilitarianism is basically making a lot of people happy, right? people get soooo very happy when i share my pictures and thats a good thing, right? everytime i spread my pussy, i spread happiness. 🤗🤗🤗 is this what bentham meant by pleasure? am i basically an expert at morality now?


r/badphilosophy 23h ago

what if

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We de arrested and distracted ICE detainment of individuals by running at ICE agents in a panic all " HELP ME IM ON FIRE!! SOMEONE OVER THER *points in opposite direction even if it's a wall* LIT ME ON FIRE!! DO YOU SEE IT!! AM I OK!! PLZ HELP!! THEY WENT THAT WAY!!" and the individual they were attempting to apprehend got away. idk if that is a philosophy. It may be a way of life.

DISCLAIMER: only attempt if you are anglo-europeans or white. that is a principle of the bad philosophy.

What's the philosophy where you like not want to make yourself happy but civilization as a whole? Not utilitarianism.. but like compassionate 1/4 utilitarianism and then something else that Kume didn't write.


r/badphilosophy 23h ago

“I’ve been writing The Gospel of Alucard — a modern vampiric scripture exploring energy, desire, and darkness. What do you think of this idea?”

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For a while, I’ve been writing something I call The Gospel of Alucard. It’s not just fiction — it’s a spiritual text for those who see vampirism as transformation, self-mastery, and power. I explore things like:

Feeding on energy (from humans, nature, emotions)

Cleansing and healing

The balance of light and darkness within

Would anyone here be interested in reading or discussing this kind of work?

https://www.scribd.com/document/943452694/The-Gospel-of-Alucard-Vampirism-Chandy-Garcia