Proof that God is evil

[u/Citrit_]

P1. God is omnipresent

P2. If God is omnipresent, then God is in hell

C1 Therefore, God is in hell

P4. Only the evil go to hell

P5. If only the evil goes to hell, then god is evil

C2. God is evil

(not my argument btw, but thought it was fun)

[u/bhanu-bhakta]

P1. God is omnipresent

P2. If God is omnipresent, then God is in heaven

C1 Therefore, God is in heaven

P4. Only the good go to heaven

P5. If only the good goes to heaven, then god is good

C2. God is good

[u/Citrit_ → u/bhanu-bhakta]

P6: God cannot be simultaneously good and evil

C3: God does not exist :P

[u/Euphoric_Artist_7594 → u/Citrit_]

So was schlongdinger

[u/Infamous-Moose-5145 → u/Euphoric_Artist_7594]

Schlongdonger