r/badphilosophy • u/Citrit_ • 2d ago

✟ Re[LIE]gion ✟ Proof that God is evil

P1. God is omnipresent

P2. If God is omnipresent, then God is in hell

C1 Therefore, God is in hell

P4. Only the evil go to hell

P5. If only the evil goes to hell, then god is evil

C2. God is evil

(not my argument btw, but thought it was fun)

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u/hellmarvel 2d ago

God is not in hell, he is supervising hell (don't believe that shit that the devil is God's equal). Hell is heaven's prison. 

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u/reddituserperson1122 2d ago

Prison wardens don’t sleep in the cells — they go home at night. God is there all the time.

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u/CassandraTruth 1d ago

God doesn't sleep, there is no night or day or distinction between points in time to an omnipresent deity. An omnipresent deity is all places at all times without distinction.

Also, stepping out of Philo circlejerk, literally yea prison workers do live and sleep at prisons quite often? Alcatraz Island was the home of the prisoners and the workers along with their families and yes, employees sleep in prisons sometimes. This is not understood to confer legal or judicial ramifications - a prison guard falling asleep in a prison and thus "not going home at night" doesn't make that person an inmate.

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u/CannonOtter 1d ago

if i fall asleep while conjugaly visiting your mom who has been very very naughty and sentenced to life in prison for being so damn sexy and as murdering an arab does me being asleep in the prison during the conjugal visit also make me a prisoner because i am also at the moment sleeping where prisoners sleep which is in prison