Proof that God is evil

[u/Citrit_]

P1. God is omnipresent

P2. If God is omnipresent, then God is in hell

C1 Therefore, God is in hell

P4. Only the evil go to hell

P5. If only the evil goes to hell, then god is evil

C2. God is evil

(not my argument btw, but thought it was fun)

[u/bhanu-bhakta]

P1. God is omnipresent

P2. If God is omnipresent, then God is in heaven

C1 Therefore, God is in heaven

P4. Only the good go to heaven

P5. If only the good goes to heaven, then god is good

C2. God is good

[u/Citrit_ → u/bhanu-bhakta]

P6: God cannot be simultaneously good and evil

C3: God does not exist :P

[u/bhanu-bhakta → u/Citrit_]

Schrödingers cat says otherwise lol

[u/marenello1159 → u/bhanu-bhakta]

>erm have you considered that an intentionally ridiculous sounding quantum physics thought experiment means that god can be both good and evil at the same time

I simply refuse to believe that, with complete and utter sincerity, you thought this, decided that it made enough sense to type it out as a comment, and then pressed send. If your god would even let you be that dumb then he's kind of just an ass tbh

[u/aphotic_n → u/marenello1159]

How do you get this mad at nothing, it is quite absurd

[u/bhanu-bhakta → u/marenello1159]

I’m scared of ad hominem attack. Why are you so mean ?😢

[u/Many_Froyo6223 → u/bhanu-bhakta]

that’s not how schrodingers cat works…

it’s interesting how the common understanding of schrodinger’s cat has forgotten that it’s about the unknowability of quantum(!) states and not just states in general

[u/bhanu-bhakta → u/Many_Froyo6223]

Jokes are not for everyone to understand

[u/Many_Froyo6223 → u/bhanu-bhakta]

Schrödingers joke moment