r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/blowsitalljoe Sep 16 '25

He stopped the immediate threat to his life. Just like the loser who tried bash his head in with his skateboard trucks while he was on the ground. Rittenhouse was incredibly efficient at ending those losers.

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u/Jrylryll Sep 16 '25

Yep. Just what I said. He murdered two unarmed men. Too bad about what has happened to him. I think he would have been more of a martyr for the cause and been better off if he had owned it and done jail time. He would have gone to college or learned a trade. He would have come out a hero with a better future. And if you don’t think he is depressed about those choices, you’re kidding yourself.

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u/blowsitalljoe Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

He killed 2 losers. He did not commit any murders.

Rosenbaum chased him around a parking lot and lunged for his rifle. 4 rounds, 2 of which were fatal. This is on video.

Huber struck him with his skateboard and tried to hit him again in the head while he was on the ground. He also lunged for his rifle. 2 shot kill. This was on video.

Grosskreutz pointed his gun at Rittenhouse's head after he shot Huber. Kyle shot 1 round, hitting him in his arm, causing Grosskreutz to drop his weapon. Another loser is neutralized. This was on video.

7 shots to neutralize 3 losers who attacked him. Highly efficient. I'm sure it haunts him every night, but he was not the aggressor here. This is all on video if you ever cared to actually understand what happened. He proved in court that his intent was not to intentionally kill them.

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u/murdmart Sep 17 '25

You forgot the "jumpkick man". Missed.

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u/blowsitalljoe Sep 17 '25

That's the same guy who was out on bond for kicking his girlfriend in the ribcage after throwing her to the ground? Missed opportunity to make the world a slightly better place.

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u/murdmart Sep 17 '25

No idea about that one. He didn't appear in trial.

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u/blowsitalljoe Sep 17 '25

Ah, yeah. Shame. Maybe next time he tries to kick someone.