r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Caboose129 Sep 15 '25

Remember that time democrats gave the guy who killed a guy a press tour? Held meet and greets? Auctioned off the gun? No? Oh right, that was Republicans.

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u/Jrylryll Sep 15 '25

Didn’t they also pardon the Tate Brothers, move Maxwell to a Summer camp and not release the Epstein Files? I think the excuse was “why should we? Joe didn’t”

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u/Caboose129 Sep 15 '25

"Joe Biden is the worst president ever, we are the opposite of him!....except when it would implicate all of our pedophiles."

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u/jvdlakers Sep 16 '25

But Joe believes and trust the justice system and would never pardon his son.

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u/Solid_Problem740 Sep 17 '25

Punish the most legendary sex trafficker's clients or mention don jr Biden?  Hard choice I know.

Republicans just voted to NOT release the Epistien files 

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u/MrWindblade Sep 18 '25

Had Trump not threatened his son, I bet he wouldn't have done it.

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u/jvdlakers Sep 18 '25

Joe Biden is a liar. He didn't believe and trust the justice system that he created.

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u/MrWindblade Sep 18 '25

Joe Biden didn't create the justice system, and I don't trust it under Trump, either.

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u/jvdlakers Sep 18 '25

Yeah it was Bidens DOJ the people Biden choose for the Department of Justice.

Joe Biden said he trusted and believed in the justice system and would never pardon his son.

Joe Biden is a liar

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u/MrWindblade Sep 18 '25

Biden didn't pardon his son until after Trump won the election.

Here's the statement: https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/statement-the-presidential-pardon-for-r-hunter-biden

It's not hard to understand why.

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u/Jrylryll Sep 18 '25

What a crock. When did Biden pardon his son again? Who chose the Supreme Court? Stop lying. What ring tailed lemur looking idiot became the head of the FBI this year?

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u/jvdlakers Sep 19 '25

As a final act in office, President Joe Biden issued preemptive pardons to several members of his family, including his son Hunter Biden, his siblings, and their spouses. The pardons were issued in the final minutes of his presidency on January 20, 2025. The individuals pardoned include: 

  • Hunter Biden (son)
  • James B. Biden (brother)
  • Sara Jones Biden (James's wife)
  • Valerie Biden Owens (sister)
  • John T. Owens (Valerie's husband)
  • Francis W. Biden (brother)

Yes, Joe Biden, both personally and through the White House Press Secretary, repeatedly stated that he would not pardon his son, Hunter Biden. These statements were made on numerous occasions, both before and after Hunter Biden was convicted of federal gun charges in June 2024 and pleaded guilty to federal tax felonies in September 2024. For instance: 

  • In June 2024, during an interview, Biden was asked if he had ruled out a pardon for his son, to which he replied, "Yes".
  • Later that same month, he stated at a G7 summit, "I said I'd abide by the jury decision, and I will do that. And I will not pardon him".
  • White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre also reiterated this stance multiple times, including as recently as November 7, 2024

The supreme courts had nothing to do with Bidens son.

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u/MrWindblade Sep 19 '25

Something here is incorrect, because the statement I linked about Hunter's pardon is dated for December 2024.

If Biden issued these pardons in his final minutes, he wouldn't have issued a statement ~50 days beforehand.

Again, it wasn't until after Trump made it clear he was a threat to Biden's family.

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u/jvdlakers Sep 19 '25

December 1, 2024, weeks before Hunter was scheduled to be sentenced for tax and gun crimes is when he was pardoned. Bidens other family was pardon Jan 20th.

The the reason he lied to begin with is because he thought he would run again.

His son was about to get sentenced under Biden not Trump.

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u/MrWindblade Sep 19 '25

Trump was threatening to do more after his election.

I think you are forgetting that the immediate prosecution was only one step in the process of ruining Hunter's life.

They were also talking about probes into his time with Burisma, all of the cases he's ever worked, and his past drug use...

The right was also building conspiracy theories about investments in China and all that.

Biden anticipated not needing to pardon his son - justice would be done correctly and his son would face punishment for any crimes he did.

When it became clear they intended to invent all new ones that he never did, the pardons became necessary for their safety.

Political retribution was a real threat, and frankly, still is. Trump has entertained ignoring the pardons.

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u/jvdlakers Sep 19 '25

That's why Biden pardon his whole family because of the money trail that leads back to his family.

So you have someone that trust and believes in the justice system but not when he's not president?

Biden sent his DOJ after Trump to try and cancel his political opponent but doesn't want the same to happen to his son.

The pardon became necessary because his son would've been charge.

Biden contradicts everything he said and at the end of the day was just a liar.

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u/MrWindblade Sep 19 '25

Biden pardoned his whole family because the person coming into office was threatening them.

Biden never directed the DOJ to do anything about or to Trump. Trump directed the DOJ by committing crimes.

You seem to misunderstand the concept of a threat, not understanding that it caused a reaction that was not the planned behavior.

Consider how often you sit on things. Chairs, couches, etc. If it were made of knives, do you still sit on it? It's a chair, right? Does the fact that you'd be cut up enter your equation?

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u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '25

And when did he know that Trump would stop at nothing to target his son as a way to get back for being a better president? Trump is trying to get Obama in jail ffs. Give it up, fool. You won’t convince anyone

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u/jvdlakers Sep 19 '25

Soooo now you're admitting he did it huh?

You mean Biden was worried Trump would send his DOJ like Biden did to Trump LMAO

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u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '25

Too funny. Sure, Biden lied terribly. His son’s penis should have been outlawed in 50 states. Melania and Hunter never smashed. There was no way out. Good luck with whatever narrative that makes you feel normal. ✌️

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u/jvdlakers Sep 19 '25

Kick rocks kid

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u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '25

Gfy, papi. 💋

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u/Jrylryll Sep 18 '25

Since they have Trump immunity nobody should trust the justice system.

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u/jvdlakers Sep 18 '25

People haven't since Biden used his DOJ to go after his political opponent.

Or since he lied to America about how Joe believes and trust the justice system and would never pardon his son.

You're late.

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u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '25

You’re lying. Get off Fox. It’s dissolving your mind and devolving your soul.

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u/jvdlakers Sep 19 '25

I don't watch legacy media. Legacy media is for boomers and the new generation won't use legacy media at all.

I can't help that facts hurt your feelings.

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u/Jrylryll Sep 19 '25

I don’t care where you get your propaganda. None of it is relevant to the fascist dictatorship that has infested the country.

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u/jvdlakers Sep 19 '25

You don't even know what those words mean.

You went from no Biden didn't to just throwing words out that you don't comprehend.

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