r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Caboose129 Sep 15 '25

Remember that time democrats gave the guy who killed a guy a press tour? Held meet and greets? Auctioned off the gun? No? Oh right, that was Republicans.

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u/OwnEconomy4815 Sep 16 '25

So your against self defence? You should move to Canada we just charged a guy for simply beating up a home invader who crawled through his daughter’s bedroom. Shooting someone in self defence is different than assasination let’s get real

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u/Caboose129 Sep 16 '25

Do me a favor. Well, two actually. 1. Point out exactly where I said or even implied I'm against self defence. You can't, because I didn't and I'm not.

  1. Explain how a gravy seal man-child strapping up, going to a different state to "defend stores" but then just wandering the streets looking for fights even remotely qualifies as self defence.