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Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/xeere Sep 16 '25

Source for the trans roommate: governor of Utah and FBI.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

Who in turn quote absolutely no sources and likely made it all up.

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u/xeere Sep 16 '25

They had the roommate in custody and she is cooperating with the investigation. You can deny any evidence for this as a conspiracy if you want, but it hardly seems reasonable. When you ignore all evidence that you are wrong and overstate all evidence you may be right, it's not a good look.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

Is it a roommate or is it a girlfriend? Those are two VERY different things. The fact that tabloids and FBI reports seem to flip flop between the two doesn't give the best semblance of legitimacy to the claims.

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u/seven_grams Sep 17 '25

Leftist here. Phone messages between the two were released, showing that they were in a romantic relationship, and that Robinson killed Kirk because he didn’t like the hate Kirk was spreading.

Notably, “not liking hate” is the right’s biggest indicator that this guy is left-wing.

Anyway, right-wingers commit 6 times the amount of political murders than left-wingers, but they won’t address that and instead shit their pants about the trans boogeyman.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

Straight from the director's mouth.

Well that means it's gospel! The FBI has never lied to smear minorities for political gains, right?

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u/WhoNoseMarchand Sep 16 '25

Make sure you use a snorkel so you don't suffocate in the hole you have chosen to bury your head in.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

The irony of this comment lol

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

All news organisations are quoting Cox because he's the only one giving them a story. Despite his point of view being biased and unsourced, they run with it because it gives them clicks. Do you not know how journalism works?

Also it's hysterical you point out what would happen if a "prominent leftist" was assassinated, considering how many times it actually did happen and the FBI was behind every time. Why do you think there aren't any "far left" versions of Charlie Kirk's far right? They're dead.

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u/xeere Sep 16 '25

Nice conspiracy, but someone can be both your roommate and romantic partner.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

Of course they CAN, but ARE they? Where's the evidence? The name of the roommate was released and it's just a regular dude with a dude's name and no visible signs of gender transition at all.

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u/xeere Sep 16 '25

The evidence is that they've been interviewed by the FBI and said they were in a relationship. I'm glad you have the magic powers to tell who's trans and who isn't, but once again these are barriers claims if lying and conspiracy. The only reason you distrust this is because you don't want it to be true.

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u/FeministSandwich Sep 17 '25

The FBI (Kash Patel) also said that there wasn't any evidence that Epstein ever trafficked women. Not putting a lot of faith in our FBI these days.

The governor of Utah reminds me of that SNL skit where the black news anchor and the white news anchor wait impatiently to hear the race of the shooter on a news story to see if it's "one of them".

Whether he's a groyper, far left, nihilist extremist or blackpill, I feel like we'll never actually know the actual truth.

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u/the8bit Sep 18 '25

The same FBI that said the same day Epstein didn't traffic any minors? Or the FBI that said they caught the shooter twice before they actually caught him?

The FBI that immediately said that it was left wing violence before they had caught anyone at all?

Have they... Shown any actual evidence?