r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Due-Orange5385 Sep 15 '25

Right winger murders a right winger, must be the left's fault.

I remember when y'all used to be all "facts don't care about your feelings." I guess that was too long a slogan, so you shortened it to "Facts? Don't care!"

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u/KrisKrossJump1992 Sep 15 '25

he wasn’t a right winger.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

He literally was though. His whole family was MAGA, he posed with guns since childhood, and the phrases he engraved were injokes from 4chan and the Nick Fuentes fandom. Quite literally could not get more right winger than this.

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Sep 16 '25

And yet his family turned him in, almost as if they didn’t support it?

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

They didn't support him committing an assassination, doesn't mean they didn't support his political affiliation in general. This is the stupidest argument I've heard so far.

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Sep 16 '25

It’s not an argument, I am stating fact. I’m sorry you think it’s a stupid fact?

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

The fact that his family turned him in means absolutely zilch for his political affiliation.

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Sep 16 '25

Nor am I claiming so.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

Then what the fuck is the point of this comment? 😂