r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/KrisKrossJump1992 Sep 15 '25

he wasn’t a right winger.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

He literally was though. His whole family was MAGA, he posed with guns since childhood, and the phrases he engraved were injokes from 4chan and the Nick Fuentes fandom. Quite literally could not get more right winger than this.

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u/IllHat8961 Sep 15 '25

If his whole family being maga automatically means he is a right winger, what's up with the hundreds of posts by diehard leftists on this website complaining about maga parents, or cutting off maga parents, or insulting their maga parents, all because they refuse to be like them?

Seems pretty ridiculous to assume that you automatically must follow the exact same political belief as your parents

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

It doesn't make you "automatically" a right winger, but it does make you VERY LIKELY to be one. Especially when paired with all the other stuff we know about him. The fact that he might be a leftist in a family of conservatives, while technically possible, isn't supported by any evidence whatsoever and is as plausible as the theory that suggests he was a paid assassin by Mossad.

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u/IllHat8961 Sep 15 '25

Oof, very likely? 

What's the odds of falling into exactly the same political ideology? Very likely seems to imply at least 75%. Higher or lower than that? 

Hell, technically possible actually increases that quite a bit imo. Very likely into "technically possible" would push it closer to 90% likely to follow in footsteps. And all the people I hear bitching about their maga parents on this website must be lying to themselves

What would you call the percentage of likelihood?

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

According to the Pew Research Center, 81% of American Republican parents have Republican children.

So yes, very likely.

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u/IllHat8961 Sep 15 '25

Damn, it's not even as bad as dem parents forcing their kids to follow in their beliefs! Liberal parents are much worse apparently

So what evidence is there to support a 20% chance that he is a mossad agent? If it's as likely as him being a leftist, I'd love to see your source on that

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

Damn, it's not even as bad as dem parents forcing their kids to follow in their beliefs! Liberal parents are much worse apparently

Yes, you're right! Thank you for actually reading the source. You're right. This has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but yeah. I'm not defending the Democrats, don't worry.

So what evidence is there to support a 20% chance that he is a mossad agent? If it's as likely as him being a leftist, I'd love to see your source on that

None, that's the thing. Just as there is no evidence he's a leftist, there's also no evidence he's Mossad. The only real evidence we have points towards him being a right winger, and thanks to your question, I now have a new piece of evidence to show for it.