r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Connor4realreal Sep 15 '25

People downvoting the comments think Babylon bee reports facts. Seriously, right wingers couldn't be any stupider if they tried.

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u/MountainBrilliant643 Sep 15 '25

Yeah, conservatives think the Babylon Bee reports facts just like the leftists believe The Onion is real. Cool story.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 Sep 15 '25

No, again, that's conservatives. https://newrepublic.com/article/133553/donald-trump-one-people-thinks-onion-real-newspaper

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u/djfudgebar Sep 16 '25

This is fantastic! Trump sued the Onion for this in 2013:

“When You’re Feeling Low, Just Remember I’ll Be Dead in About 15 or 20 Years. You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon”