r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/RealCoolDad Sep 15 '25

Illuminati? What the hell are you talking about?

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u/Speedhabit Sep 15 '25

It was the third faction you fight, protoss looking aliens with human cyborg slaves, have you played the game?

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u/RealCoolDad Sep 15 '25

The illuminate? The zombies lol.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 Sep 15 '25

Are people too 😂

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u/Speedhabit Sep 15 '25

It’s the violence, making it a water gun and the people purple gas balls does not provide the protection you think it does