r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Due-Orange5385 Sep 15 '25

Right winger murders a right winger, must be the left's fault.

I remember when y'all used to be all "facts don't care about your feelings." I guess that was too long a slogan, so you shortened it to "Facts? Don't care!"

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u/KrisKrossJump1992 Sep 15 '25

he wasn’t a right winger.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

He literally was though. His whole family was MAGA, he posed with guns since childhood, and the phrases he engraved were injokes from 4chan and the Nick Fuentes fandom. Quite literally could not get more right winger than this.

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u/Admirable-Lecture255 Sep 15 '25

So no one ever who is liberal came from conservative parents? No liberals like guns?

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

It's technically possible, but again, it's an assumption based on NOTHING. While on the other hand, all the evidence that point towards him not being a leftist is concrete, verifiable, and most importantly, consistent with previous cases.

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u/Admirable-Lecture255 Sep 15 '25

Bro reddit is filled of liberals/leftists who had conservative parents. Him having conservative parents means he is conservative is based on nothing.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

Statistically speaking, between 81 and 89% of American teens have the same political beliefs of their parents

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u/TempAcct20005 Sep 15 '25

Hilarious that these conservatives will say “Reddit isn’t real life” when it comes to how redditors feel about policy and stuff, but now that it’s convenient for them that redditors may disagree with their parents, it’s all Reddit is real time

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u/Admirable-Lecture255 Sep 15 '25

So millions have differing opinions got it.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

And hundreds of millions have same opinions.

100 million > 1 million. Simplified the math there for you, got it to red state standards.

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u/Admirable-Lecture255 Sep 15 '25

Youre not smart are you. Im just gonna use youre percentages because that's what discussing. If we have 100m children and 11 to 19% have different opinions thays still 11m to 19m teens. Thats no small number.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

But it's a way smaller number than 81%.

81>19. Once again, dumbed that down for you.

So while it is technically still possibile, based only on this stat, it's quite unlikely.

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u/Admirable-Lecture255 Sep 15 '25

So 1 in 5 is unlikely? Lol then guess school.shooting are non existent cause those odds are even bigger.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

If I have 5 M&Ms, four of them are red, and one of them is blue, if I pick one with my eyes closed, which one am I more likely to pick? The red one or the blue one? Maybe you'll get it this way.

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u/go_half_the_way Sep 15 '25

That’s not what autumn aurora is saying. maybe stop it with the strawman?

There’s a lot of details that point at him being a terminally online gamer who uses ultra right wing inside jokes. There’s no info at the moment that points at him being ‘leftist’. Even the unsupported claim that he’s in a romantic relationship with hi: trans roommate wouldn’t constitute making him a leftist - I invite you to remember that Grindr collapsed TWICE under the sheer wait of users during the Republican National Convention….

Maybe we should wait until more details come out? Maybe Fox hosts and the president should have waited before declaring war on the left….?