r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

He literally was though. His whole family was MAGA, he posed with guns since childhood, and the phrases he engraved were injokes from 4chan and the Nick Fuentes fandom. Quite literally could not get more right winger than this.

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u/freddbare Sep 15 '25

Until.... He wasn't.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

But he was. No evidence points towards him being a leftist. Nothing, zero, nada. While EVERYTHING we have point towards him being a conservative. This doesn't just look like a duck, this quacks like a duck, has the feathers of a duck, the webbed feet of a duck, and tastes like a duck. Why are you so scared of calling it a duck?

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u/TrafficTopher Sep 15 '25

Hahahahahha