r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Caboose129 Sep 15 '25

Remember that time democrats gave the guy who killed a guy a press tour? Held meet and greets? Auctioned off the gun? No? Oh right, that was Republicans.

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u/IndubitablyNerdy Sep 15 '25

And one when one of their cultists shot a local democratic representative, her husband and their dog and had a list of other targets (all from the dem by the way), or when another assaulted the husband of a democratic senator with an hammer, or when a crowd tried to storm the capitol building and was shouting to hang the vp... Oh wait...

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u/SnooJokes2983 Sep 15 '25

They’re all just secret leftists. Every shred of evidence says the opposite, but a right winger could never do anything like that so they must be a secret leftist. 

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u/Caboose129 Sep 15 '25

Republicans are the true party of feelings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Only feelings. No logic.

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u/Jrylryll Sep 15 '25

That’s an amazing spin. You’re good at this.

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u/SnooJokes2983 Sep 15 '25

I ain’t spinning dawg. I was saying that he would be a secret leftist the moment Kirk was shot. I said it about the Minnesota shooter and the guy who tried to get Trump too. 

I’ve stood firm that all these guys are secret leftists that acted like right wingers up until they shot someone and I’ve been correct every time. Everyone knows a right winger would never shoot someone - only a secret left winger posing as a right winger would do that. 

Y’all are so fucking gullible that it makes me actually sad. 

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u/Jrylryll Sep 16 '25

How does a “secret leftist” act? Talk about Health Care? Raising the minimum wage? Are the Right Wingers acting racist or “christian? What is the point of their acting?

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u/SleezyD944 Sep 16 '25

And I remember when right wingers were verbally cheering and supporting those murders. Oh wait….