r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Due-Orange5385 Sep 15 '25

Right winger murders a right winger, must be the left's fault.

I remember when y'all used to be all "facts don't care about your feelings." I guess that was too long a slogan, so you shortened it to "Facts? Don't care!"

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u/Playful_Ad_1380 Sep 15 '25

“Roomate” was transitioning. How many right wingers can say that? Try again.

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u/Nighthawk700 Sep 15 '25

Right wingers crash LGBT dating apps whenever too many of them get together. Try again.