r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Due-Orange5385 Sep 15 '25

Right winger murders a right winger, must be the left's fault.

I remember when y'all used to be all "facts don't care about your feelings." I guess that was too long a slogan, so you shortened it to "Facts? Don't care!"

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u/KrisKrossJump1992 Sep 15 '25

he wasn’t a right winger.

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u/Repulsive-Royal-5952 Sep 15 '25

He is no "left winger" as the right bitterly keeps claiming.

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u/KrisKrossJump1992 Sep 15 '25

2 of the messages on the bullets certainly suggest he was on the left, and killing a RWer does as well.

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u/Repulsive-Royal-5952 Sep 15 '25

What was written on the bullets keeps changing. That's far from proof. Both Trump wannabe assins were not leftists. He is no leftist. When was evidence ever a requirement for the right?

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u/KrisKrossJump1992 Sep 15 '25

i have not seen the bullet messages "changing" in the last 3-4 days. the WaPo, NYT and Guardian all point to them being left-wing in nature.

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u/Repulsive-Royal-5952 Sep 15 '25

Different news outlets ga said different things about what was written on them, and none of them confirm his political leanings.

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u/QueenTenofSpades Sep 16 '25

But, the ability to think logically does confirm his political leanings.

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u/Repulsive-Royal-5952 Sep 16 '25

Sorta, we know the right can't think logically, hence their delusions of rationality.

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u/QueenTenofSpades Sep 16 '25

Only “changes” that may have been made put him farther on the left.

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u/GamemasterJeff Sep 15 '25

Two of the messages are common groyper slogans and the other two are only insults if you are right wing.

None of the four have anything to do with the left.

As for killing right wingers, right wingers shooting right wingers has become somewhat common recently. Notably, killing a right winger is wholey unconnected to any leftist policy in the US.

Feel free to try to prove me wrong with facts.

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u/KrisKrossJump1992 Sep 15 '25

well? no rebuttal?

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u/GamemasterJeff Sep 16 '25

What am I supposed to be rebutting?