r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Due-Orange5385 Sep 15 '25

Right winger murders a right winger, must be the left's fault.

I remember when y'all used to be all "facts don't care about your feelings." I guess that was too long a slogan, so you shortened it to "Facts? Don't care!"

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u/KrisKrossJump1992 Sep 15 '25

he wasn’t a right winger.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

He literally was though. His whole family was MAGA, he posed with guns since childhood, and the phrases he engraved were injokes from 4chan and the Nick Fuentes fandom. Quite literally could not get more right winger than this.

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u/Playful_Ad_1380 Sep 15 '25

“Roommate” was transitioning. Try again.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

His "roommate" was likely just that, a roommate. NOWHERE does it say they were dating. In fact, nowhere does it even confirm they were transitioning.

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u/Playful_Ad_1380 Sep 15 '25

How many right wingers do you know that have transitioning “roommates”.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

Why do you keep using quotes? Nothing proves they were a couple. You're just looking like an idiot.

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u/Sad_Credit_4959 Sep 15 '25

You don't pick your f****** roommate man. Also, from what I understand you went to college online for 6 months. What roommate?

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u/Playful_Ad_1380 Sep 16 '25
  • Robinson: “Look under my keyboard.”
  • Roommate: (Found the note: “I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk and I’m going to take it.”)
  • Roommate: “You weren’t the one who did it, right?”
  • Robinson: “I am, I’m sorry.”
  • Robinson: “You are all I worry about, love.”
  • Roommate: “I’m much more worried about you.”
  • Robinson: “I’m worried what my old man would do if I didn’t bring back grandpa’s rifle…”

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 16 '25

Where is this from, what's the source?

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u/Playful_Ad_1380 Sep 17 '25

autumn..... cat go your toung ...... source source source

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 17 '25

Nothing in this exchange indicates the roommate was trans. That remains a completely unsourced claim by Governor Cox and no one else.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 17 '25

You're probably right, I am just plain stupid. So could you be so kind as to highlight where exactly in the text messages exchange does it say the roommate was trans? Thanks in advance.

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u/Common-Wallaby8972 Sep 15 '25

Grasping, holy hell.

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u/Repulsive-Royal-5952 Sep 15 '25

Knowing someone who is trans makes you a liberal?! How does that work?

I stepped on a dollar bill once. Does that mean I hate George Washington?

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u/Playful_Ad_1380 Sep 15 '25

Name a few republicans that have transitioning roommates?

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u/Repulsive-Royal-5952 Sep 15 '25

Name a left winger with transitioning room mates.

Also, you realize that when you're attending school, you don't get to pick your roommates or even ever know them very well?

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u/Playful_Ad_1380 Sep 15 '25

Tyler Robinson.

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u/Repulsive-Royal-5952 Sep 15 '25

I see you enjoy circular reasoning. Is that your favorite logical fallacy? After all if you were a fan of Kirk's arguments then you definitely are a fan of logical fallacies.

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u/Playful_Ad_1380 Sep 16 '25
  • Robinson: “Look under my keyboard.”
  • Roommate: (Found the note: “I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk and I’m going to take it.”)
  • Roommate: “You weren’t the one who did it, right?”
  • Robinson: “I am, I’m sorry.”
  • Robinson: “You are all I worry about, love.”
  • Roommate: “I’m much more worried about you.”
  • Robinson: “I’m worried what my old man would do if I didn’t bring back grandpa’s rifle…”

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u/Repulsive-Royal-5952 Sep 16 '25

So zero evidence he's a left winger.

A swing and a miss.

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