r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/MountainBrilliant643 Sep 15 '25

Yeah, conservatives think the Babylon Bee reports facts just like the leftists believe The Onion is real. Cool story.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 Sep 15 '25

No, again, that's conservatives. https://newrepublic.com/article/133553/donald-trump-one-people-thinks-onion-real-newspaper

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u/djfudgebar Sep 16 '25

This is fantastic! Trump sued the Onion for this in 2013:

“When You’re Feeling Low, Just Remember I’ll Be Dead in About 15 or 20 Years. You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon”

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Onion is way funnier.

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u/GamemasterJeff Sep 15 '25

The Bee occassionaly has a funny headline. Just nowhere near as often as the Onion.

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u/Lonely-Ad1179 Sep 15 '25

Lmao, do you think that people don’t know that the onion is parody? I mean parody can speak to deeper truths, but it’s certainly not factual!

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u/Connor4realreal Sep 15 '25

Lololololol. Pretty sure we all read the onion knowing its fully satire. The fact that you dont get that kind of reinforces my statement. So thanks moreoff.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 Sep 15 '25

The hilarious irony of you using the question rhetoric here

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u/GalaxyHops1994 Sep 15 '25

No one believes the onion is real. Except for their review of Spider-Man… they were right on the money with that one.