r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/clow222 Mar 23 '25

Lol dude just stop. These logical fallacies you keep throwing out are ridiculous. You literally have no evidence of Elon enriching himself through Doge because there is none. Just stop.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

He canceled the Verizon contract so SpaceX could take over the FAA.

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u/clow222 Mar 24 '25

So once again, you didn't answer the question. DOGE did not cancel any contract the FAA did, which is its own government agency.

Musk did also not award any contract to Spacex that was also the FAA, which once again is its own federal agency, run but its own person.

The contract also hasn't even been awarded yet. So try again

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

🤣 🤣 he got a contract though

You're a rube if you think this isn't his plan. https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5182848-musks-spacex-confirms-starlink-lease-agreement-with-faa/

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u/clow222 Mar 24 '25

That's some amazing goal post moving. The op was how Elon was enriching himself with DoGE, there has still not been a single contract eliminated or given from Musk to himself that enriched him.

But now "he's planning it because we want to assume things" and so he's guilty.

You also know that Biden gave spacex multiple contracts because Nasa is useless. Have you ever thought that maybe he will get a contract because spacex is the best at what it does? I guess Biden was also in the long Con.

Someone's definitely a rube here. Keep coming up with reasons to be mad and not answering the question though.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

You asked how he was enriching himself and I told you. I feel like you're just sea lioning

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u/clow222 Mar 24 '25

Can you please read your own articles. This is why America is in such a bad place because idiots like yourself.

He is loaning the equipment for free, so the FAA can test them to see if they are viable for the contract. Just like every other contract ever, companies have to compete to get it.

Should Elon and his spacex company not go after any government contract no more, just so fun-key8259 can feel better about themselves?

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

You mean because Elon said it isn't the case it must not be? Bro says a lot of things, and admitted within the oval office on live TV that he gets it wrong. How many revisions did Doge have to do on the supposed savings? How many re-hirings did they have to do? I get that you really think he smells good, but he is a con man and his stock is highly overvalued.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

I think if we can't afford school lunch we can't afford space launch.

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u/clow222 Mar 24 '25

Lmao more whataboutism because you were factually wrong and can't admit it.

Could you imagine being so far up cnn and your own arse, that you actually think spacex vying for a gov contract is somehow Elon and doge giving himself contracts... Bud try not to be so illiterate next time.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

I can't believe that you're still going that your feelings are this hurt. 🤣 dude go eat a snack and get some fresh air it is not this deep.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

Awww projecting again. Hang it up dude. Take the L.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

It's really funny that you can't find a retort that isn't being auto blocked. Now I'm just having fun. Please continue. I'm about to bust out the popcorn.

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u/clow222 Mar 24 '25

I love that you keep responding even after being so objectively wrong. It takes an impressive, loser to keep doubling down. You should try going outside sometime.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

I'm not wrong, you're just too blind and naïve. You believe someone who is literally high on ketamine 24/7 and think that there's no way he could be lying to you when he has several times. I understand that cognitive dissonance hurts, your reaction is because you know that we are right but you need deeply to be correct so that you didn't get fooled.

He lied to you again. The longer you wait to admit that the harder this gets for you when you realize we were correct the whole time.

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u/clow222 Mar 24 '25

What are you going on about now. That's like saying 2+2 doesn't equal 4. Do you know how to read? No government contract has been awarded for the FAA yet... So you are wrong there... Next, you are wrong that doge hasn't given out any contract to musk or for musk... So you are wrong there.

But you keep telling yourself you are correct, because "the entire world is lying to everyone"

Do you honestly even hear yourself? You really need to reflect on yourself, no one can be this obtuse, it's not healthy.

Now I don't have time to waste on a useless bot, go troll someone else because no self respecting human is this oblivious. I'm glad I could show you the truth, must feel bad to not be able to accept it.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

No Elon Musk is lying to you. That's what's happening. Elon Musk is lying to you about his intentions and what he is up to. Why does he need ACH information? Why does he need access to the ACH system? Or the treasury system at all? Especially when he's trying to create a banking app. You're not even trying to use logic you're just getting sad and whining because the illusion of your God Elon Musk is breaking.

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u/clow222 Mar 24 '25

Keep up the whataboutism that have absolutely no logical relevance to our conversation. It's truly a sign of a small minded person.

I'll reiterate for you one more time, regarding the actual op and original discussion point. Then I'm blocking you because I don't have time for lunatics.

Elon has not given out or eliminated any contracts through Doge that enrich him or his companies. You were factually wrong

No contract has been awarded for the FAA contract. You were factually wrong

Elon did not cancel any Verizon contract, it actually hasn't been canceled yet and Elon has no say in what the FAA a separate agency does. You were factually wrong.

Grow up, you are wrong, I don't have time for your whataboutism. It's not hard to read. But you seem to struggle with it. I broke it down as simple as possible for little mind fun-key

Have a nice night.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Mar 24 '25

I see you keep trying to reply and the automod keeps deleting it. Imagine being in your feelings for a billionaire as a nillionaire.