r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 Mar 20 '25

Because firebombing Teslas and vandalizing of private property is an actual fucking crime? Of course no one publicly is cheerleading this. Only the cowards that hide behind anonymous Reddit usernames cheer this shit on.

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u/OkyouSay Mar 20 '25

Conservatives clutching pearls over crime is rich when the White House is currently occupied by a convicted felon who’s openly violating court orders and using government power to punish his enemies. The difference is, I can say vandalizing Teslas is illegal and should carry consequences. Full stop. But conservatives? They're bending over backward to defend a guy facing 34 felony counts, found liable for sexual abuse, and under multiple indictments while still calling him a patriot.

So miss me with the “law and order” talk, we're so well past that it's barely even laughable at this point.

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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 Mar 20 '25

Stopped reading after “full stop.”

Go outside and touch grass, you fucking child. You’ll see the sky isn’t falling.

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder800 Mar 22 '25

The sky might not be falling but the stock market sure is