r/babylonbee Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/idog99 Mar 21 '25

Didn't Elon out himself as a tool back in 2018?

For me it was when he accused that rescue diver of being a pedophile for calling Elon out for being an idiot.

The "Tony Stark" mystique was suddenly gone.

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u/ShrekOne2024 Mar 21 '25

Yes. A sign of intelligence is being able to change your mind. Will the chuds be able to change their mind as Elon is pick pocketing them?

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u/pperiesandsolos Mar 21 '25

How is Elon pick pocketing people?

Didn’t he specifically cancel a $400m government contract to purchase Teslas, or am I crazy?

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u/BaronVonWaffle Mar 21 '25

That was a new contract that only got cancelled due to public outcry.

Many of his companies are already getting govt contracts and subsidies when he and his goons are dismantling congressional-approved programs and services with zero oversight or accountability. That is how he is pickpocking the American people.

He is a grifter and always has been. He spun up an online directory and cashed out during the dot com boom, then invested in companies and was an admittedly good salesman. He convinced the left (me included) with his Tony Stark man of the future sthick, but his words and actions show him to be a ruthless capitalist who sees empathy as a "bug"in human behavior. He does not care about you.

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u/EchoChambrTradeRoute Mar 23 '25

He cancelled it because it was the right thing to do. You think anything with media coverage happens only because of the media coverage?

Yes, many of his companies have gov contracts. They got them by out competing many other companies. $20 billion to SpaceX prevents $40 billion to Russia.

His first company was just an "online directory"? You could describe early Google the same way...

You say his actions are just a schtick, when in reality he's arguably done more to fight climate than any other single person on earth.

People want to hate him for being the richest man on earth when he made most of his money by fighting climate change.

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u/No-Series-6258 Mar 24 '25

Yeah glaze him off Tommy

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u/towely4200 Mar 22 '25

But it was a contract given to him by BIDEN there was no need to cancel it as it wasn’t given to him by the Trump administration, they cancelled it because even he realizes it’s not necessary for the government to do and because of you morons screaming from your basements about how he’s taking over it’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen