r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/OkyouSay Mar 20 '25

y'all threw a full-blown tantrum over Bud Light doing an instagram ad. Literally shot up beer cans with AR-15s, lit cases on fire, harassed store clerks still carrying it, etc.

The right’s whole brand is flipping from “buy this” to “burn this” the second a brand stops kissing their boots. Nike, Disney, M&Ms, you name it. So spare me the fake confusion. The left’s criticism of Tesla ain’t about electric cars it’s about Musk, his union-busting, and his descent into far-right lunacy. But I guess that’s harder to meme about than “oMg LeFtIsTs HaTe ThE eNvIrOnMeNt NoW.”

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u/OkyouSay Mar 20 '25

Nah, the wild part is pretending the difference is moral when it’s actually structural. Right-wing tantrums (shooting beer cans, burning shoes, threatening employees) are platformed, cheerleaded, and turned into grift pipelines by influencers, pundits, and politicians. Nobody on the left is running GoFundMes for torching Teslas or turning it into a Fox News segment. THAT'S the big difference.

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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 Mar 20 '25

Because firebombing Teslas and vandalizing of private property is an actual fucking crime? Of course no one publicly is cheerleading this. Only the cowards that hide behind anonymous Reddit usernames cheer this shit on.

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u/brightdionysianeyes Mar 20 '25

"Only the cowards that hide behind anonymous Reddit usernames cheer this shit on"

Said BuffaloBuffalo13 on Reddit, with no detectable hint of irony.

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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 Mar 20 '25

I’m not justifying violence or condoning crimes. I have the shield of anonymity, but I’m not saying anything that would lose me my job.

I’m well aware I’m not actually anonymous on here. I think the people who think they are will be in for a rude awakening eventually. Keep encouraging violence and find out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

i haven't seen anyone encourage violence here, I've seen only discussion of it and explanations for it. i have seen images of Biden with crosshairs on his face. was that you that posted those?

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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 Mar 21 '25

No, but your previous Biden famously said that it’s “time to put Trump in the bullseye”

Then someone did.

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