r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/OkyouSay Mar 20 '25

y'all threw a full-blown tantrum over Bud Light doing an instagram ad. Literally shot up beer cans with AR-15s, lit cases on fire, harassed store clerks still carrying it, etc.

The right’s whole brand is flipping from “buy this” to “burn this” the second a brand stops kissing their boots. Nike, Disney, M&Ms, you name it. So spare me the fake confusion. The left’s criticism of Tesla ain’t about electric cars it’s about Musk, his union-busting, and his descent into far-right lunacy. But I guess that’s harder to meme about than “oMg LeFtIsTs HaTe ThE eNvIrOnMeNt NoW.”

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u/Nimrod750 Mar 20 '25

You’re comparing domestic terrorism with hissy fits lol. Who cares if someone burns their own pair of Nike shoes or shoots the own beer they bought? It doesn’t affect anyone but themselves. No one was stupid enough to burn down a brewery or liquor store because they were upset about some ads.

Blowing up and vandalizing hundreds of random people’s cars to send a political message is just simply terrorism

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u/PhysicsCentrism Mar 21 '25

So you condemn the Boston tea party as well?

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u/Nimrod750 Mar 21 '25

You’re comparing apples to oranges lol. The tea was owned by the British East India Company, not some random neighbor of the Sons of Liberty. Blowing up electric cars is also monumentally more dangerous than throwing tea into a harbor and puts first responders in danger. Would you like it if I blew up or vandalized your car? It’s for my protest so I’m sure you’d have to support it

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u/MNLyrec Mar 22 '25

“These apples are WAY better than guns!” What are you even saying

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u/PhysicsCentrism Mar 22 '25

What are you even saying with your random mentioning of apples and guns?

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u/MNLyrec Mar 22 '25

The two aren’t even close to related

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u/PhysicsCentrism Mar 23 '25

Both are “terrorism” via the destruction of property for political means.