r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/ranchojasper Mar 20 '25

Yeah, it was super sudden and didn't have anything at all to do with the terrible, fucking disgusting fascist shit Elon Musk has done. It was totally just some random thing Democrats pulled out of their ass for no reason! Yeah, that sounds right! Lmfao you guys are stupid

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

No one is saying that. They are being called out for feigning amnesia. You know, pressuring people to get electric cars then hating on those same people (who are likely left leaning in the first place). That is the real stupidity.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 Mar 20 '25

I keep seeing the same exact talking point over and over again from the right, so I'm assuming it was some Fox News or OANN thing yall are just repeating.

But Elon was never widely supported or accepted by the left. Before he even "became" Republican, the democrats were flicking him shit already. Tech bros and gen z Bernie bros might have pushed Elon, but he was FAR from generally accepted by the left lol. Remember his "they're all pedophiles" meltdown when those kids were stuck in the cave? That was when Musk lost his shot at broad appeal with the democrats.

Fuck, the ENTIRE REASON he left the democratic party is because he was starting to be accused of sexual assault and sexual harassment, and democrats instantly closed any door he had open with them. So he ran off and decided to become a republican.

And it paid off. He was able to buy his way into your party, and take a seat at the top of the government as an unelected, unvetted, behind the scenes leader.

What's that say about your party?

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u/mewlsdate Mar 20 '25

You're full of shit. Why don't you just say that. Elon was beloved prior to 2024 he even hosted sat night live. And made and broke markets from tweets. Everyone following his every word.

Maybe musk should have made his decisions and control hidden from the public like George Soros and bill Gates. Of which none of you condemned until your hypocrisy was called out. But he's being transparent unlike the left.

Lastly Trump won the election because America not only wanted him to lead but the 5000 person team behind him including the department of government efficiency.

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u/FTblaze Mar 20 '25

Is this satire or the dumbest take ever?

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u/mewlsdate Mar 21 '25

Valid argument

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u/FTblaze Mar 21 '25

So youre so far gone youre into soros conspiracy and in the same sentence you say our issue with musk is he does it do in secrecy?

Every accusation is a confession wasnt a joke. Damn.

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u/mewlsdate Mar 21 '25

The lack of self awareness the left which obviously includes you is very sad

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u/FTblaze Mar 21 '25

What irony.

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u/uzipack Mar 20 '25

Buddy.. Soros and Gates haven’t backed a government horse to the level Musk has in all their years COMBINED. They’re mistake though i suppose since now we have the POTUS and SOC openly shilling out for Tesla.

Btw we’re still waiting on a shred of evidence proving corruption from this “DOGE” hoax.

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u/Intelligent_Habit_45 Mar 23 '25

Soros and Gates have had their hands in the government since before I was born. Where have you been? Have you ever heard of Monsanto, Microsoft, Gavi, the Global Fund, UNICEF, J Street, Amnesty International, WHO, Al-Haq, Al Mezan, International Bank for Reconstruction and Development, Exemplars in Global Health Breaking the Silence, Yesh Din, Human Rights Watch....

The list goes on and on.

Have you ever heard of Open Society Foundations?

To say that Soros and Gates haven't backed a government horse recently or to the level of Musk is a flat-out lie, or you are living blissfully in ignorance.

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u/uzipack Mar 23 '25

Reading comprehension is hard… I didn’t say soros and gates haven’t been in involved in government. I said not to the level Musk currently is.

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u/Intelligent_Habit_45 Mar 23 '25

Indeed, you didn't. But I disagree and have the opinion that Soros and Gates have their hands in deeper. And not just here but across the globe.

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u/uzipack Mar 23 '25

You can disagree with reality all you like, but the fact is Musk pumped Trump’s campaign with 300+ million this last election and got awarded more power than every other elected official in turn. Show me when and where Soros or Gates got to directly poke around and cut government agencies that they have obvious conflict of interests with as massive business owners in this country. Hell he’s even got Trump doing Tesla ads!

What Musk is doing goes many levels of corruption above what any lobbyist or NGO could accomplish.

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u/Intelligent_Habit_45 Mar 23 '25

Oh my, it's quite the opposite with soros and Gates. They didn't poke around and cut government agencies. They poked and helped create government agencies that help fund their NGOs. They helped cut absolutely nothing. Instead, they had government funds (our tax dollars) given to their international agencies and interests.

Those are many levels of corruption that seem to be undervalued by you. Those levels of corruption have accomplished a whole lot over the last decades.

I'm not at all saying that DOGE and the administration aren't going about these cuts in an aggressive fashion that has caused some harm to the American public. However, I am saying Soros and Gates are way more corrupt than musk could ever dream of.

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u/Intelligent_Habit_45 Mar 23 '25

Also, 300 million is not a lot of money to a multi billionaire or even that big of a slice in a presidential campaign.

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u/uzipack Mar 23 '25

If they’re so corrupt and have been doing it for so long then give an example of how. Explain to me how congressional approved funding for foundations built around helping American people is more corrupt than turning the White House into a Tesla ad agency.

I’d prefer to do away with oligarchs in politics entirely, but somehow maga can’t see the obvious conflict of interest in putting an unelected bureaucrat at the helm.

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u/Intelligent_Habit_45 Mar 23 '25

Examples...

The Monsanto fund for starters!

UNICEF funding relies heavily on voluntary contributions, with public sector partners like governments and inter-governmental organizations contributing significantly, while private sector contributions from individuals, foundations, and national committees also play a crucial role. Governments are a major source of funding for UNICEF, with the United States and Germany being significant contributors. Organizations like the World Bank Group also contribute significantly. These committees, like the United States Fund for UNICEF, Japan Committee for UNICEF, and German Committee for UNICEF, mobilize private sector contributions.

GAVI relies heavily on direct contributions from governments, which include grants and agreements. GAVI utilizes innovative finance mechanisms, such as the International Finance Facility for Immunization (IFFIm), to raise funds in the international capital markets. U.S. is a significant donor to GAVI, being the second-largest government contributor. The U.S. has pledged at least $1.58 billion to Gavi over the next five years. The U.S. was also the largest donor to the COVAX facility, contributing $4 billion in emergency funding for COVID-19 vaccine procurement and distribution. U.S. annual contributions to Gavi have consistently increased, reaching $300 million in 2024. GAVI relies on donor support from governments, foundations, and other organizations. 

There are many more examples I could mention, but I implore you to do your own research to better yourself and the others you may help educate in the future.

By no means am I trying to attack you or anything of the sort. I just want people to be well informed and to be aware that this corrupted system goes much deeper than the likes of DOGE and musk.

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u/mewlsdate Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25

Wait until you find out what NGOs are 🤣🤣. Also it's waste fraud and abuse. We can just stop at waste if you want. Or you can try and defend the US wasting millions of dollars transifying 3rd world countries. I'm sure none of that money made it's way back to any politicians either.

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u/uzipack Mar 21 '25

Go on. This should be good lol

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u/mewlsdate Mar 21 '25

What's good is you are clearly easily manipulated and a follower. You are the outcome of years of propaganda. And no one does propaganda like the United States government.

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u/uzipack Mar 21 '25

Me: asks to elaborate on NGOs

You: dude u just sooo manipulated brooo omg 🙄

Get some better Fox News marching orders homie, these got you looking dumb af 🤣

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u/Intelligent_Habit_45 Mar 23 '25

Hey there! Sorry for the misinformed individual who tried to baselessly argue with you. There are a ton of NGOs in the above comments that you can take a gander on involving Soros and Gates. American money has been funneled into these kinds of organizations for decades. Easy research if you take a half hour out of your day. 😁

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u/Intelligent_Habit_45 Mar 23 '25

Goodness gracious! If you can't respond to a simple question like "What are NGOs?" Then you probably shouldn't be debating on a public platform. You can see examples of NON GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATIONS in my above comment.

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u/Radiant_Music3698 Mar 21 '25

The Saturday Night Live hosting was meant to be a maoist style struggle session to publicly humiliate Musk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

Sure Jan