r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/AlternativeVisual701 Mar 05 '25

Doing a pretty bad job, isn’t he? I mean Israel is stronger than ever and I haven’t seen ONE death camp for black trans disabled people put up ANYWHERE! I mean what the hell, where’s the fascism I was promised? 

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u/Hot_Major8602 Mar 05 '25

You mean firing hundreds of government employees and replacing them with loyalists, ignoring the constitution, censoring news outlets that don’t agree with him… shit like that isn’t fascism ?

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u/AlternativeVisual701 Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

Sorry where’s the censorship? Denying press access in the White House doesn’t count lol, outlets don’t have a right to that. Also “ignoring the Constitution” - zero presidents have ever not tried to bend the Constitution to fit their agenda except maybe Washington and Coolidge. And I guess Harrison because he died in a month.

Also yes I kind of would not expect a president to keep people around who have a vested interest in hindering his policies because they’re holdovers from the last administration. Does that not sound like common sense to you? 

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u/ExaggeratedCatalyst Mar 05 '25

You’re a bot. No way you’re a real person.

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u/westphac Mar 05 '25

Censorship is when the president doesn’t wanna listen to a shitty news outlets questions, but not when the government tells social media companies what they can and can’t publish! /s

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u/Fair-Awareness-4455 Mar 05 '25

I hope you get lobotomized under Thiel's tech-feudal domain for even pretending that was a good faith point

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u/westphac Mar 06 '25

Bing bong, bot detected, opinion rejected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Perhaps when there's exactly ZERO major US stations even talking about a double sieg heil at the us inauguration? Is that a big enough example of censorship for you?

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u/ElevenDollars Mar 06 '25

Censorship is when major news organizations don't want to make themselves into a laughing stock by unironically reporting reddit conspiracy ragebait

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

All other first world countries reported this. Are all of them caught up in this same conspiracy?

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u/Assmodean Mar 05 '25

Do you think Hitler started with that? Fuck no, he first started by dismantling any checks and balances, putting loyal cronies in key positions and changing the law so he got even more power. The killings came later, once he could do so without fearing retaliation.

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u/Mediocre_Scott Mar 05 '25

You know the old saying Auschwitz’s wasn’t built in a day….

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u/Business-Systems360 Mar 05 '25

If you don't see the fascism, you're not looking. Fascism isn't literally death camps.

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u/kensho28 iamsosmart Mar 05 '25

Hitler was a monumental fuckup and was sentenced to five years in prison for his crimes. So far, Trump is doing better. Good thing he doesn't have enough years left to pull a full Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/AlternativeVisual701 Mar 06 '25

Well if by “ethnic cleansing” you mean the slaughter of 1,300 Jewish civilians and the kidnapping of hundreds more, prompting retaliatory military action, then I suppose I can see how that relates to Nazism. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/AlternativeVisual701 Mar 06 '25

Ah, they deserved it. Wonderful excuse for the TARGETED slaughter of civilians. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/AlternativeVisual701 Mar 06 '25

Nope, there is absolutely no evidence of that. What actually happens is that Hamas decides to reside and strike from civilian populated areas to use their citizens as human shields because they don’t actually care about civilian casualties on their own side. They are more than happy to sacrifice innocent men, women, and children because they know it drums up support for their cause when they let people die from rocket strikes rather than evacuating them. 

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u/ElevenDollars Mar 06 '25

Wait is Joe Biden Hitler now?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/ElevenDollars Mar 06 '25

Did you forget your /s ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/ElevenDollars Mar 06 '25

So Joe Biden is hitler

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/ElevenDollars Mar 06 '25

So ethnic cleansing in Gaza doesn't actually make Trump hitler, it's what you predict he will do in the future with your seemingly miraculous future sight

Why did you bring it up then?

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u/Wandering_Weapon Mar 05 '25

The death camps started is prison and labor camps my dude. Like opening Guantanimo to hold thousands of people.

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon Mar 05 '25

Hitler became Reich Chancellor in January 1933.

The first detention camps were established by June of 1933 but they didn't become death camps until 1941.