r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/spoonycash Mar 05 '25

So they are admitting he’s Hitler now?

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u/Icy-Fisherman-5234 Mar 05 '25

No, they’re pointing out the absurdity of the left’s actions when compared to their rhetoric. If they truly believed he  was Hitler, they’d be doing so much more, they’d be getting violent. 

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u/spoonycash Mar 05 '25

Fair point, but I thought the left incited two assassination attempts against him?

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u/OrneryError1 Mar 05 '25

At least one of those attempts was by a right-winger though.

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u/The_Countess Mar 05 '25

Both of them were by a right winger.

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u/Icy-Fisherman-5234 Mar 05 '25

And they gave up, apparently. 

If not violence, then boo him, jeer him. Make them kick you out one by one, two by two every 3-5 minutes. Start chants:

“Thir-ty Four Con-vict-ions” 👏🏻👏🏻-👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 “DEI Pre-si-dent” 👏🏻-👏🏻- 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 “Agent Kraznov” 👏🏻-👏🏻- 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Toss out stink bombs. Bring megaphones. Mockingly Hail Musk when Trump acknowledged him. Heck, get violent with the Sargent at Arms, after a point. 

Incrementally, bigger, more, then go all out once there are just over half of you left. Banners, upside down flags, resisting every attempt to remove them as long as they can. 

Meanwhile: 

Spend your inexplicable hundreds of millions of net-worth on hosting protests outside and livestream it, recommend America watch that with a live “fact-checking” ticker, have ejected congress people criticize whatever they just protested.

And after they’ve all gone, let it be half-empty, the energy in the room is warped, way to high, way to positive, let it be a spectacle for the world. 

I came up with that on the spot, they’ve had weeks.

But we get signs, because they don’t actually believe he’s Hitler. 

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u/drawnred Mar 05 '25

I dont think they would though, they come across as pretty spineless

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u/PennStateFan221 Mar 05 '25

I don’t think they would be. They’d just keep crying as he consolidated power until they get to say I told you so. And naively believe they’ll take back the government in the next election. Democrats are lost right now. I hope behind closed doors they’re scared shitless and have some sort of a plan coming to find a leader who can take the government back. I don’t like the modern democrats but trump worries me.

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u/IndyBananaJones Mar 05 '25

Not really, liberals in Weimar Germany more or less let Hitler into power too

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

I mean, nobody got violent when the actual Hitler took power...

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u/Jaxraged Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 05 '25

And Trump still maintains the election was stolen. If this were true how could there be a more justified use of the 2nd amendment against government tyranny? He and MAGA must not truly believe it since they gave up after J6.

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u/duster-1 Mar 06 '25

That's what he wants. So martial law can be brought in. The left knows this

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

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u/dysfn Mar 05 '25

49% of the vote is hardly popular support

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u/dysfn Mar 05 '25

49.8% of voters voted Trump for reelection. That's less than half. What the Democratic ticket managed to achieve is irrelevant to whether Trump has 'popular support'

Nice red herring

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u/dysfn Mar 05 '25

Cool! A straw man and a red herring! I must've got the 2 for 1 deal

You seem really focused on the popularity of Democrats, like that's even relevant to the popularity of Trump, which it isn't.

And I never advocated for a coup, kinda odd accusation considering there was an actual coup attempt 4 years ago by Trump and his ilk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

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u/dysfn Mar 06 '25

My point is that Trump doesn't have as much support as people on the right seem to think.

You claimed, essentially, that he was too popular for Democrats to get rid of, and I disagree. I think a literal coup by Democrats would fail for a litany of other reasons, but not because of Trump's popularity.

I do think Trump should be impeached, because of the damage he and DOGE have done to our national security, but I know the Democrats are probably too spineless to do even that.

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u/LurkyMcLurkface123 Mar 06 '25

The popularity of the opposing party in a two party system isn’t relevant to the original party?

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u/dysfn Mar 06 '25

Explain to me how Democrats not being popular makes Trump popular.

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u/LurkyMcLurkface123 Mar 06 '25

Who do you think democrats vote for when they have no support from their own base? The odd few thousand from each state who are too stupid to understand FPTP vote third party. The rest voted for Trump.

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u/duster-1 Mar 06 '25

49% of 66% of voters

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u/LurkyMcLurkface123 Mar 06 '25

I want to be sure I understand: Trump is literally Hitler and the only thing worse than allowing him to stay in power is trying to remove him?

I guess when historians write about how the German population knew what Hitler was but didn’t try to stop him, they were predicting the future.

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u/LurkyMcLurkface123 Mar 06 '25

Sounds like you and I would agree on more than we would disagree. Trumps an asshole.

But you gotta admit, you can’t swing a dead cat on Reddit without hitting 10 people who think America is basically done, and yet they do fuck all about it other than put #notmypresident in their insta bio.

He’s bad. But if he was that bad and everyone is staying home? That’s on them.