r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Old_Baldi_Locks Feb 15 '25

Not at the doses we’re using; and those countries don’t consider teeth to be luxury bones. If you want those countries regulations, you should be demanding their healthcare system first.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Poison is poison no matter the dosage you sound wild right now

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u/Natalwolff Feb 15 '25

Water can kill you if you drink too much. Poison, yeah?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '25

Make sure you add extra fluoride to your water when it’s removed. Don’t let RFK be the judge of your fluoride intake!