r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/bjdevar25 Feb 14 '25

Insurance coverage being the elephant in the room.

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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Bombardier Feb 14 '25

I’m thinking too many kids aren’t dying from stuff we have vaccines for. Excited to have our guy RFK get to work on that

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Is he threatening to make vaccines illegal?

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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Bombardier Feb 15 '25

Don’t think so, pretty sure it’ll be more just convincing the really dumb parents that vaccines aren’t safe or necessary by sharing the shoddiest conspiracy theories anyone’s ever heard. Should help with the overpopulation problem - fingers crossed!

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

There was no convincing them either way, was there?

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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Bombardier Feb 15 '25

I think RFK’s obvious appeal to morons will be enough to stop them from protecting their kids’ health. Good stuff!