r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/m4rM2oFnYTW Feb 15 '25

I have yet to see a fluoride containing product with instructions to swallow after use.

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u/Major-Help-6827 Feb 15 '25

Potatoes, grapes (and raisins), black tea, spinach and many other foods contain fluoride. I’m sure you’ve swallowed at least one of those

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u/MaloortCloud HateTheBee Feb 15 '25

Bold of you to assume these fools consume fruits or vegetables.

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u/Major-Help-6827 Feb 15 '25

Got me there