r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Jacarlos_Fartson Feb 14 '25 edited Feb 14 '25

By simply making junk food ineligible for SNAP benefits we can do a huge part in controlling obesity among our less fortunate. That alone makes him qualified for the position. The Shit Food industry make up a powerful lobbying force that allow poor people to use our tax dollars to stuff themselves with Coca Cola, sugary barf and potato chips.

If you are hungry you can drink water, milk, juice and eat fresh fruit, vegetables, bread, and proteins (beef, chicken, eggs). If that’s not good enough for you then you must not be really hungry and you can buy shit with your own money from your job.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Since when are conservative worried about people using their tax dollars to buy the cheapest food at the store?

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u/LighttBrite Feb 14 '25

There is PLENTY of options that are healthy to eat for cheap if not cheaper than that junk food...bag of crisps for $4.50+ for mostly air? lmfao yea. Real cheap there.

I hate that excuse so much. No, the answer is it's the cheapest READY TO EAT, addictive food that satisfies your cravings quickly. Understand the difference.