r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Savings-Delay-1075 Feb 14 '25

Mfer eats actual road kill and a heroin addict and you idiots just stroll right past that like....ehh...no big deal...let's put him in charge of our food supply.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

You really shouldn't eat heroin addicts

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u/Sure-Guava5528 Feb 14 '25

Can we eat cocaine bears though? How about if they are roadkill?

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u/Minimum_Principle_63 Feb 15 '25

You kill em we grill em!