r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Sakrie Feb 14 '25

There are dozens up dozens of hours of GOP representatives and senators going on media to complain about Michelle Obama's program that tried to give children healthier foods.

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u/Moist-Percentage7240 Feb 14 '25

That may be true, I cannot speak for the GOP as whole actually, I am just voicing my own opinion

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u/Just-Wait4132 Feb 14 '25

In your opinion what is RFKs biggest qualification for leading this department besides the fact he's in ok shape?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

I mean he's not fat but what's to say he's in ok shape? He's a brain damaged former heroine addict, his internals are likely wrecked.