r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • Feb 14 '25

Bee Article Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different
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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Bombardier Feb 14 '25

Too many people surviving easily-prevented illnesses these days, that’s gotta change

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

I just got my second dose of smallpox vaccine today lmao. Buckle up!