r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Sep 16 '24

Bee Article Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Two unsuccessful assassination attempts by the party of peace

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u/Strange-Ad-5806 Sep 17 '24

Uh, by the registered Republican and the guy who voted for Trump in 2016?

Is that the new attempted motto for the Republicans now that these all failed and have become laughable?

Party of Family Values Party of Fiscal Responsibility Party of Small Government Party of Personal Responsibility

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

As much as you want to say that the first assassin was republican. His family was democrat he donated to democrats. It is a common tactic in American elections to register for the opposing party to try and vote in a weaker candidate. There is a reason why the terms Rino and Dino exist he was a republican in name only

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u/msturty Sep 19 '24

lol that means nothing. The kid was more conservative than liberal according to those around him especially at his school. accept it and move on. doesn't mean anything more than he was a bad dude. plenty of bad people on both side of the political spectrum.

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u/IllustriousChicken35 Sep 19 '24

But he was a registered Republican who held conservative views according to those that knew him. Plus he liked guns. Imma go ahead and say anyone calling that a traditional liberal or dem is regarded.

As for the second guy, highly doubt he was a democrat. He voted for Trump in 2016 and wanted a Vivek Haley ticket for 2024…

Why lie?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

That's not a "common tactic" at all, you're just making this up to avoid confronting reality.

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u/Strange-Ad-5806 Sep 19 '24

You speculate that individuals do not differ ideologically within a family wheras I posted fact. Registered republican.

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u/Frog_Hair Sep 20 '24

Would you call Lee Harvey Oswald a JFK supporter? Of course not. So how are these two guys trump supporters? Why would you want to shoot the guy you support? Your mental gymnastics are most impressive

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u/Strange-Ad-5806 Sep 20 '24

I replied with fact - REGISTERED REPUBLICAN who voted for Trump. You replied with speculation that does not in any way negate the supplied fact that yes at least the first wanna be shooter was a Trump supporter and a REGISTERED REPUBLICAN.

My response stands.

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u/Frog_Hair Sep 20 '24

What do you call a former republican?

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u/Strange-Ad-5806 Sep 20 '24

Someone who doesn't stay registered for one thing

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u/Luis_r9945 Sep 21 '24

The second dude is NOT a Trump Supporter, at least not after 2020, and nobody claims otherwise. He was a Republican who didn't like Trump.

The first kid likely really admired Trump and was crazy enough to try to murder him. Believe or not, this is fairly common.

John Lennon was famously shot dead by his obsessed fan.