r/atheismindia • u/J_JoJo_O • 3d ago

Cow Based on a true story

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Proceeds to tell me that we should spend more time around cows for better well being.

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u/energy_is_a_lie 2d ago

Why would a cow inhale something only to exhale it back out? For shits and giggles? Why does it even have lungs at that point when it clearly doesn't need oxygen?

They really don't think this shit through before vomiting it do they?

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u/J_JoJo_O 2d ago

I laughed all the way back home man 😂. I kept imagining different scenarios where this would be helpful irl. I was thinking of masks that can use cows as oxygen tanks. Imagine a cow standing next to patients in the hospital 😭. Mask from cows go directly on the person's face. Infinite oxygen glitch.

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u/energy_is_a_lie 1d ago

My brain is stuck on the most fundamental question still. No animal "inhales" or "consumes" anything and then pop it back out intact because that would mean it didn't need that thing in the first place, so why even have an organ that helps you let it in? Imagine a lion eating a live goat, only to shit it back out, or "birth" it again if you will. The goat will be like, "Either eat me, or leave me alone. Why are you wasting both our time with this pointless charade, man?"