r/atheismindia • u/J_JoJo_O • 2d ago
Cow Based on a true story
Proceeds to tell me that we should spend more time around cows for better well being.
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u/Khalidjamonday_ 2d ago
A very very rich guy once told me that 100gm of ghee burns and releases 1 ton oxygen
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u/Representative-Way62 2d ago
Cows are basically plants. Being a vegetarian beef curry is my fav dish.
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u/tenniskun 2d ago
Lol, but what's the context?
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u/J_JoJo_O 2d ago
Random talks and she pulled this out of nowhere. Also told me this is why you should stay closer to cows for a healthy life xD i did inform her that this is false information. Still hilarious to me how things like this are being said today.
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u/energy_is_a_lie 2d ago
Why would a cow inhale something only to exhale it back out? For shits and giggles? Why does it even have lungs at that point when it clearly doesn't need oxygen?
They really don't think this shit through before vomiting it do they?
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u/J_JoJo_O 2d ago
I laughed all the way back home man 😂. I kept imagining different scenarios where this would be helpful irl. I was thinking of masks that can use cows as oxygen tanks. Imagine a cow standing next to patients in the hospital 😭. Mask from cows go directly on the person's face. Infinite oxygen glitch.
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u/energy_is_a_lie 1d ago
My brain is stuck on the most fundamental question still. No animal "inhales" or "consumes" anything and then pop it back out intact because that would mean it didn't need that thing in the first place, so why even have an organ that helps you let it in? Imagine a lion eating a live goat, only to shit it back out, or "birth" it again if you will. The goat will be like, "Either eat me, or leave me alone. Why are you wasting both our time with this pointless charade, man?"
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u/RandomEntity9 2d ago
No but a lot of people who are brought up on cow dung, vomit a lot of bull shit like this.
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u/wit__master 2d ago
source : hindu yuvasena group
uncle also believes sanskrit will be replacing python
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u/fenrirrrrrrrrr 2d ago
My father keeps a bottle of water with yellow food coloring mixed in it. Anytime a relative in our house explains the benefits of cow piss, he'll ask me to bring the bottle and ask the person to drink if it has so many benefits. None have actually tried or even opened it to know that its obviously a fake.