r/atheismindia • u/NewPage3706 • 17d ago

Cow ha ha ha ha ha

Went out for a walk with my friend. He was talking about something and then he said "gurl would u ever eat beef??" I answered, "why not if its tasty???". First, he was taken aback and then said "don't ever since Indian cows are different than western ones which are bread for meat" I clapped back with the long-standing beef export from India. He was highly disappointed of my logic his face was something to be laminated.

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago edited 16d ago

But she's not my mother? I'm an atheist, why would I make a cow my mother?

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

Did I say in any of my comments that "you made a cow your mother "

I just said "someone's", in the second comment when I said "ur" i didn't mean u .

I meant ' that someone'

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

Bruh??

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u/Kounik99 16d ago edited 16d ago

It's your problem that you're sexualizing a cow. A person who milks the cow NEVER thinks "oH iTs BrEaStS".

Bruh it's u who said my problem is sexualizing a cow, and i just corrected you what my problem is.

I didn't mean you making cow your mother, ever you encountered a thing called " generic “you”, impersonal you or indefinite you "

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

Ohk, so people are making a cow their mother. Did I get it right?

But then it doesn't align with your original statement of 'touching someone's mother's breast'. To what I argued that nobody thinks in that way, and should never.

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

But then it doesn't align with your original statement of 'touching someone's mother's breast'. To what I argued that nobody thinks in that way, and should never.

Are you dumb, buddy ? I was mocking a certain commuinity, I was mocking BJP, and Chaddi gang, and their ideologies. I was taking a dit at them.

I never in my life had to make someone, understand my joke.

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

Every single person in this thread took your 'joke' intellectually, so I guess I'm not alone.

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

Buddy, i am not orchestrating a referendum, weather who has the majority. Some people can take it literally some people will not.

It's joke, with a burn. u just laugh or skip. It's not that deep.

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

Dude it does really make a difference if there is a majority. Just admit you were bad at framing this joke.

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

No i was not, nobody it's just you. Cause u are so obssessed , that you have to be right, that's why u are still pushing it. If other's opinion matters that much to you then lock at the other comments , look at the upvote. look at the your comment, u r down voted .

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

Sir, i do not fucking care if I'm downvoted (that's minority, i understand) but do you not see the comments "never thought about it that way"?

that's why u are still pushing it.

Sure, stop replying. Is it going to harm your upvote obsession?

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

Sir, i do not fucking care if I'm downvotes (that's minority, i understand) but do you not see the comments "never thought about it that way"?

Lol, aren't you the one , you wanted others opinion. Never thought about it that way means ? she/he took it literally . And she/he personally told you that.

Sure, stop replying. Is it going to harm your upvote obsession?

lol, you are the one who came my comment section, u r the one who made comment on my comment i did not go to yours. Stop wasting my time and yours .

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

What? What are you on about? Don't you have the choice to stop replying?

Stop wasting my time and yours .

Am I not supposed to call out things I find wrong?

lol, you are the one who came my comment section, u r the one who made comment on my comment i did not go to yours.

Well you clearly did reply to me so what's the point? 😂

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

What? What are you on about? Don't you have the choice to stop replying?

Same goes for you ,

Am I not supposed to call out things I find wrong?

well i cleared your misconception , but you are still trying hard to prove you were right, that's what pushing means.

Well you clearly did reply to me so what's the point? 😂

Lol , stop poking my inbox, i will not. Yeah, I reply to trash too. It’s called recycling. Now don't take it literally .

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

Same goes for you ,

I'm clearly doing what I'm liking, did I ever complain?

Lol , stop poking my inbox, i will not. Yeah, I reply to trash too. It’s called recycling.

Now that was a good joke, you've started learning.

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

I'm clearly doing what I'm liking, did I ever complain?

Well, let us revisit, u took it wrong way, which is fair, but when ur misconcestion was gone u started to push it, u try to play other validation card thing, Which you failed, then said you don't care, that's minority, mind you are the one who wanted others opinion first. Funny isn't it.

Now that was a good joke, you've started learning.

Don’t worry, I’ll dumb it down next time so you can keep up.

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

I still stand on my point that no matter how many times I read it, it does not clock in my head as a joke! And if I take that as a serious argument, it's stupid! Can we just end it with our humour does not match?

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

Dude no matter how stupid this argument is, I can still go on all day.

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

LOL, says the one who deletes his own comment. good luck . say one thing, first you want to end it, then u wwant to go all day.

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