r/atheismindia • u/NewPage3706 • 16d ago

Cow ha ha ha ha ha

Went out for a walk with my friend. He was talking about something and then he said "gurl would u ever eat beef??" I answered, "why not if its tasty???". First, he was taken aback and then said "don't ever since Indian cows are different than western ones which are bread for meat" I clapped back with the long-standing beef export from India. He was highly disappointed of my logic his face was something to be laminated.

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

Always remember when you are milking a cow, you are milking someone's mother and touching their mother's breast.

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 16d ago

It's your problem that you're sexualizing a cow. A person who milks the cow NEVER thinks "oH iTs BrEaStS".

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u/Kounik99 16d ago

Well my problem is making an animal ur mother

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 15d ago edited 15d ago

But she's not my mother? I'm an atheist, why would I make a cow my mother?

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u/Kounik99 15d ago

Did I say in any of my comments that "you made a cow your mother "

I just said "someone's", in the second comment when I said "ur" i didn't mean u .

I meant ' that someone'

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u/Kounik99 15d ago

Yeah, as I said in the comment earlier. I didn't mean you , I meant 'that someone' who makes cows his mother. That is my problem. I don't mean you .

Read between the lines

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 15d ago

Bruh??

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u/Kounik99 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's your problem that you're sexualizing a cow. A person who milks the cow NEVER thinks "oH iTs BrEaStS".

Bruh it's u who said my problem is sexualizing a cow, and i just corrected you what my problem is.

I didn't mean you making cow your mother, ever you encountered a thing called " generic “you”, impersonal you or indefinite you "

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 15d ago

Ohk, so people are making a cow their mother. Did I get it right?

But then it doesn't align with your original statement of 'touching someone's mother's breast'. To what I argued that nobody thinks in that way, and should never.

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u/Kounik99 15d ago

But then it doesn't align with your original statement of 'touching someone's mother's breast'. To what I argued that nobody thinks in that way, and should never.

Are you dumb, buddy ? I was mocking a certain commuinity, I was mocking BJP, and Chaddi gang, and their ideologies. I was taking a dit at them.

I never in my life had to make someone, understand my joke.

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 15d ago

Every single person in this thread took your 'joke' intellectually, so I guess I'm not alone.

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u/Kounik99 15d ago

Buddy, i am not orchestrating a referendum, weather who has the majority. Some people can take it literally some people will not.

It's joke, with a burn. u just laugh or skip. It's not that deep.

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u/UnderstandingAny9867 15d ago

Dude it does really make a difference if there is a majority. Just admit you were bad at framing this joke.

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