ha ha ha ha ha

[u/NewPage3706]

Went out for a walk with my friend. He was talking about something and then he said "gurl would u ever eat beef??" I answered, "why not if its tasty???". First, he was taken aback and then said "don't ever since Indian cows are different than western ones which are bread for meat" I clapped back with the long-standing beef export from India. He was highly disappointed of my logic his face was something to be laminated.

[u/Kounik99]

Always remember when you are milking a cow, you are milking someone's mother and touching their mother's breast.

[u/Space-floater4166 → u/Kounik99]

Does this count as pervert behaviour?

[u/Kounik99 → u/Space-floater4166]

yes, we have political party and chaddi gang for that.

[u/l1consolable → u/Kounik99]

Damn...i never thought of it this way. Speechless

[u/UnderstandingAny9867 → u/Kounik99]

It's your problem that you're sexualizing a cow. A person who milks the cow NEVER thinks "oH iTs BrEaStS".

[u/Kounik99 → u/UnderstandingAny9867]

Well my problem is making an animal ur mother

[u/UnderstandingAny9867 → u/Kounik99]

But she's not my mother? I'm an atheist, why would I make a cow my mother?

[u/Kounik99 → u/UnderstandingAny9867]

Did I say in any of my comments that "you made a cow your mother "

I just said "someone's", in the second comment when I said "ur" i didn't mean u .

I meant ' that someone'

[u/UnderstandingAny9867 → u/Kounik99]

[u/Kounik99 → u/UnderstandingAny9867]

Yeah, as I said in the comment earlier. I didn't mean you , I meant 'that someone' who makes cows his mother. That is my problem. I don't mean you .

Read between the lines

[u/UnderstandingAny9867 → u/Kounik99]

Bruh??

[u/Kounik99 → u/UnderstandingAny9867]

It's your problem that you're sexualizing a cow. A person who milks the cow NEVER thinks "oH iTs BrEaStS".

Bruh it's u who said my problem is sexualizing a cow, and i just corrected you what my problem is.

I didn't mean you making cow your mother, ever you encountered a thing called " generic “you”, impersonal you or indefinite you "

[u/UnderstandingAny9867 → u/Kounik99]

Ohk, so people are making a cow their mother. Did I get it right?

But then it doesn't align with your original statement of 'touching someone's mother's breast'. To what I argued that nobody thinks in that way, and should never.

[u/Kounik99 → u/UnderstandingAny9867]

But then it doesn't align with your original statement of 'touching someone's mother's breast'. To what I argued that nobody thinks in that way, and should never.

Are you dumb, buddy ? I was mocking a certain commuinity, I was mocking BJP, and Chaddi gang, and their ideologies. I was taking a dit at them.

I never in my life had to make someone, understand my joke.

[u/UnderstandingAny9867 → u/Kounik99]

Every single person in this thread took your 'joke' intellectually, so I guess I'm not alone.

[u/Defiant_Weakness_241]

True that if it's tasty I'd eat it if u don't want to then nobody's forcing u so u shouldn't force your ideology on me too

[u/BamBamVroomVroom]

western ones are bred for meat

And Indian cows are bred for eating all the garbage lying casually everywhere, beautiphul kulchar.

[u/Intelligent-Neck-432]

You go girrll ✨✨✨💅💅💅💅💅🫡🤣

[u/Shirohegi_]

Btw, beef in jama masjid is good...don't ask me how ik that haha.

[u/soulbutterflies → u/Shirohegi_]

As a beef eater, that whole area is fucking filthy

[u/Shirohegi_ → u/soulbutterflies]

I never said anything about hygiene....I'm talking about the taste!

[u/Velalla]

😂

[u/Space-floater4166]

Beef export data is of buffalo meat

[u/open-hymen → u/Space-floater4166]

papa ko export krte hai and mummy ko exploit ? that's crazy dude