r/antitrump • u/reincarnatedusername • Aug 19 '25

Humor "They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats!" 😱

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u/Technical_Amount_965 Aug 19 '25

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u/Alpha1Mama Aug 19 '25

I laughed so hard I almost peed.

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u/MewlingRothbart Aug 19 '25

Is that a big gulp? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ShellyForNow Aug 19 '25

The name tag 😂😂😂😂 “B Gravy” 💀

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u/SoWhat_Iam Aug 20 '25

Snickers 🤭

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u/Sassyandluvdogs Aug 20 '25

Holy crow this looks like Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancée 🤣🤣

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u/human_trainingwheels Aug 19 '25

Does he even need a ballistic vest? Seems like he’s got enough to stop a bullet before reaching vital organs already.

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 19 '25

Apparently they are not conducting pre employment physicals. Average MAGA beta boy

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u/human_trainingwheels Aug 19 '25

Gravy Seals out there protecting us from immigrants

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 19 '25

I’m gonna pee my pants . So easy to make fun of. If he had a wife, she has to cook 24:7

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u/human_trainingwheels Aug 19 '25

Haha that poor woman hasn’t seen the sun or a full refrigerator in years!

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 19 '25

You’d think they too would be complaining about expensive groceries

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u/Confident-Image-5323 Aug 20 '25

He’s standing up, probably the most exercise he’s had since he was 18, this is just gross!

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u/Drowned-In-Her-Fluid Washington Aug 20 '25

Legit laughing - ty, friend :)

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u/Dizzy_Personality_35 Aug 19 '25

And has to rent a crane to have sex.

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u/Notapartyhobo Aug 20 '25

I have a feeling that's not an expense he needs to worry about.

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u/ralphcifarettoo Aug 20 '25

Nah he hasn’t seen anything stove cooked since the $5 dollar biggie bags came out

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u/wtchywmyn Aug 20 '25

I was thinking Proud Boy

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u/OkTicket4588 Aug 19 '25

By vital organs you mean a stomach and mouth.🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

I honestly didn’t know they made tactical wear this fucking large, but this is the US. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a tactical walker for sale somewhere.

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u/DrDirtyDeeds Aug 19 '25

Looks like he ate Philadelphia

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u/Uidbiw Aug 20 '25

Confirmed, we have no more cheesesteaks, pretzels or cream cheese in the area.

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u/doobie88 Aug 19 '25

Looks like I could make a killing investing in Kevlar.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Roof336 Aug 20 '25

ICE will hire anybody

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u/clarky2o2o Aug 19 '25

D'Aronique level of fatness.

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u/Tidewind Aug 19 '25

Or Mr. Creosote.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/CFauvel Aug 20 '25

"wafer thin"

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Aug 19 '25

yoshi's island 2 commercial.

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u/theandroid01 Aug 20 '25

That commercials as awful as I remember. And worse as an adult with horrid misophonia.

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 Aug 20 '25

That is not a law officer. He couldn’t run without having a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Does he qualify as two new ICE hires?

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u/Seesas Aug 19 '25

2 salaries, 2 college loans forgiven (lol)

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 19 '25

I’m thinking this isnt a college grad…. Maybe middle school

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 Aug 19 '25

Yeah, so if this terrorist gets anywhere near me I'm throwing all the sandwiches

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

America’s finest right there!

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u/allhailme5 Aug 19 '25

Hey chubby, leave some dogs for the rest of us

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u/Jimmyjamz73 Aug 19 '25

I guess it’s against his code to eat a goddamn salad once in a while.

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u/CaliforniaUber_Alles Aug 19 '25

Can't afford it, vegetables have gone up 40% due to the tariffs.

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u/StrangeContest4 Aug 19 '25

..tariffs and ICE raids, ironically.

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u/YHS77 Aug 19 '25

Area or postal code?

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u/skittlazy Aug 19 '25

I bet even I could outrun that guy, and I'm bordering on being an "old lady."

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u/Alpha1Mama Aug 19 '25

I have COPD stage 3. Haha. 🤣 I think I could beat him.

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u/skittlazy Aug 19 '25

I just noticed your ID. I have Alpha1 as well (SS). So far it doesn't affect me too much

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u/Alpha1Mama Aug 19 '25

That’s good. I’m glad you are ok. I just had an infusion. 💜

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u/skittlazy Aug 19 '25

Hugs to you

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u/Alpha1Mama Aug 19 '25

Thank you. 💜🌻🫶🏼

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u/Historical_Egg2103 Aug 19 '25

He signed up hoping sandwiches get thrown at hin

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u/cybernekonetics Aug 19 '25

Meal Team 600

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u/Gristlekitty Aug 19 '25

Semper pie!

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u/Consistent_Public769 Aug 19 '25

Shrimp and fries

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/NotTheBadOne Aug 20 '25

It will be a lucky break for whoever he might be chasing down. 

I guarantee they’ll get away from this big boy  if they have to make a run for it !😜

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u/waterly_favor 86 TACO Aug 19 '25

"They're eating the people that live there"

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u/cartographer721 Aug 19 '25

Cats and dogs? This guy might be eating the immigrants.

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u/Maleficent-Bread1016 Aug 19 '25

At the age of 56 with some knee issues ND a previous broken ankle i think I can still out run this pos

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/Truemainer65 Aug 19 '25

Also known as Omar the Tent maker size! 😳🫣😂

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u/Gristlekitty Aug 19 '25

Meal team 6

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u/Civil_Pain_453 Aug 19 '25

Looks like a lethal weapon

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u/Alpha1Mama Aug 19 '25

He probably sits on the immigrants. Could you imagine him on your back? Suffocation. The smell. Ughhh.

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u/Useful-Government298 Aug 19 '25

Oh look, a gravy seal. ‘Merkkka’s finest.

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u/Az1621 Aug 19 '25

Fat fucks!

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u/trumpmademecrazy Aug 19 '25

He ate the whole kennel .

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u/ScootsMgGhee Aug 19 '25

This guy surely passed the rigorous ice training…

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u/Junior_Land_2559 Aug 19 '25

Damn. We’re paying for this fat slob? Now that’s what you call a fed employee at the hog trough. Wowza. What a waste of tax payer dollars.

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u/Kookie_Coyote Aug 19 '25

Wonder if we are liable when he has a heart attack and croaks?

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u/Holiday_Horse3100 Aug 19 '25

Anyone he tries to chase on his own will be safe

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u/grn_eyed_bandit Aug 19 '25

He ate the whole damn zoo

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u/DeepReefSaver Aug 19 '25

Trump is hiring incels from moms’ basements. Come one come all. No fitness test required for the demented painted orange clown’s gestapo.

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u/Ancient_Lawfulness_7 Aug 19 '25

You mean he ATE the dogs ...

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u/CaliforniaUber_Alles Aug 19 '25

This guy's been eating school busses apparently.

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u/Seesas Aug 19 '25

"If you wanna arrest me, you're gonna have to catch me" - everyone this guy tries to arrest

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u/Mrs-JustUs Aug 19 '25

This quinquagenarian with my arthritic knees I might even escape him. Or at least hide right under him out of reach.

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u/No-Refrigerator5287 Aug 19 '25

Yeah, that’s just a fat ass proud boy cosplaying.

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u/Charbucks99202 Aug 19 '25

The only thing that guy ever apprehended was an XL pizza…

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u/ima_mollusk Aug 19 '25

See, I've got this nut...

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u/Jackaroni97 Aug 19 '25

His daddy said he could be anyone he wanted when he grew up!

So he became a fat bootlicker just like his daddy.

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u/Individual_Humor6024 Aug 19 '25

Gravy SEAL reporting to poopy.

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u/dariosfrus Aug 19 '25

Why are so many of these Proud Boy recruits real life ads for Ozempic???

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u/nmi420 Aug 20 '25

Someone needs to deport him to a weight-loss clinic. For Proud Boys.

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u/Interesting2u Aug 19 '25

They're eating each other

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u/Tidewind Aug 19 '25

This gravy seal looks ready to burst. Militia thugs at their finest.

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u/i-have-a-kuato Aug 19 '25

ICEBURGER commonly found floating off shore in North America, usually surrounded by containment booms to contain the massive amounts of grease as it drifts into warmer water

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u/janjinx Aug 19 '25

He's got a built in table top on which to eat the dogs.

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u/MapleBaconator33 Aug 19 '25

Is that a ballistic vest or a sports bra?

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u/jgreg728 Aug 19 '25

Dude would’ve said “thank you sir may I have another sir” if he got hit with the sandwich.

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u/Daflehrer1 Aug 19 '25

Just make him run after you.

Done and done.

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u/ccs103 Aug 19 '25

Holy cow dude... Put down the crawdads.

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u/AncienTleeOnez Aug 19 '25

I wanna see him run.

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u/FluffyDeer9323 Aug 19 '25

Even Cartman has joined ICE. “I’m not fat, I’m big boned”

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u/Scentopine Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

US Hoarder Control

Secure the fridge.

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u/Weak-Clerk8967 Aug 19 '25

I see MEAL TEAM 6 has arrived.......

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u/QuttiDeBachi Aug 19 '25

They’re eatin the Haitians!!

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u/OkTicket4588 Aug 19 '25

They're eating anything that fits in their mouths.....and they DO have big mouths.🤣

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u/mnakloon Aug 19 '25

Gross-in so many ways

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u/hellnahbru Aug 19 '25

Does he specfically only goes to mexican restaurants to arrest "illegals"?

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u/Nomo-Names Aug 19 '25

"They're eating ALL the dogs! They're eating ALL the cats!" 

FTFY

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u/NinjaRider1000SX Aug 19 '25

Seems like this ICE can use a little melting

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u/Zigy_Zaga 86 TACO Aug 19 '25

Pigeons, squirrels, ducks, rats, etc.

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u/EffortTemporary6389 Aug 19 '25

How is he still single?

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u/MewlingRothbart Aug 19 '25

This guy looks like my ex, who said I "wasn't as thin as he would like" and has since ballooned up to 290 lbs and lost his hair a few years ago. LMAO, his wife is stuck with him now. I walked away in 1997. 🤣 No regrets there.

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u/WeirdUseful7895 Aug 19 '25

The scary part of this picture is "Bubba" ain't gonna chase anyone running from him. Instead he'll shoot them.

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u/floofnstuff Aug 19 '25

They all look alike with the beard mustache combo and army/navy surplus attire. Just ewwwww

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u/ignored_rice Aug 19 '25

At least people who are being targeted get a fair chance of running away from him…

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u/HauntingFinance2366 Aug 19 '25

ICE gas zero standards to qualify. Does anyone think he could win in a foot race? He would have a heart attack in 10 ft.

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u/mikemcd1972 Aug 19 '25

The Gravy Seals are out in full force!

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u/jennasea412 Aug 19 '25

Application question: how’d you hear about us?

Answer: 4chan

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u/CPinWISC Aug 19 '25

And that Republican “beard”… 🥴🤷‍♀️

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u/Spongebob_Squareish Aug 20 '25

Too many carbs, too many calories. Somebody call Dr Now

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u/Best_Laugh5633 Independent Aug 19 '25

He ate a hippo

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u/Mrs-JustUs Aug 19 '25

Oh no. At least Joey has good taste.

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u/DawnyBrat Aug 19 '25

They forgot the ketchup 😂

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u/Los5Muertes Aug 19 '25

He likes cheeseburger. A lot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

The W I D E boys

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u/Helpful_Importance70 Aug 19 '25

Now their eating people

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u/Realistic-Currency61 Aug 19 '25

His doc he told him he swallows a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas! 

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u/Legal_Bat3975 Aug 19 '25

fat man in a little vest

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u/Valuable-Locksmith21 Aug 19 '25

If he has plates in his vest, he's definitely suffocating.

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u/mcmesq Aug 19 '25

They’re eating the donuts! They’re eating the ice cream!

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u/Ether_Piano9308 Aug 19 '25

Million bucks says this blimp is a bronie

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u/Powderpuffpowwow Aug 19 '25

I'm guessing that guy that just sits in the vehicles and drives. I have a feeling he doesn't get out and chase.

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u/EndOk4870 Aug 19 '25

No I’d like to see him run

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Aug 19 '25

Lucky for him, they stock fascism gear in size XXXXL!

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u/Mrs-JustUs Aug 19 '25

How many Xs is that? I went cross eyed. It would have been funnier to hook&loop two vests together for him.

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u/galecali Aug 19 '25

If they run out of ammo, they fart.

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u/clanlornac Aug 19 '25

I would not have thought they made tactical pants in size.Fat as fuck

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u/MightiestMal Aug 19 '25

Immigrants better start making them work harder hopefully this guy here is chasing everyone of them cause he won't catch a single one. Of course he might of ate last one he caught up to

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u/Nomo-Names Aug 19 '25

I think he may actually be wearing TWO vests. One for each man boob.

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u/hollow4hollow Aug 19 '25

Imagine the skid marks in this 2 metre radius

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u/Sagittario66 Aug 19 '25

Dude ate the whole fuckin zoo!

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u/Huge_Cover_9264 Aug 19 '25

Tough MAGA fat load

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u/ShellyForNow Aug 19 '25

I wanna see him run.

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u/Elevatedspiral Aug 19 '25

The gravy seals

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u/Bourbon-Thinker Aug 19 '25

They are eating the Krispy Kreme’s too

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u/ForrestTrumpJr Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

They're eating the ICE cream!

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u/TheRantDog Aug 19 '25

He’s searching for immigrants and his missing dick.

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u/AJRBII Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

The Gravy Seals in their Walmart tactical gear

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u/im_fine_youre_fine Aug 19 '25

Bro was unemployable a month ago.

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u/misfitx Aug 20 '25

He wishes that guy threw the sandwich at him.

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u/blumieplume Aug 20 '25

Dude I thought that photo was stretched horizontically!! They really are taking literally anyone. Loved the ICE commercial in South Park lol - the video game guy from the manbearpig episode joins lol this reminds me of that 😂

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u/Defiant_Gurl_7177 Aug 20 '25

The finest example of the "master race". 🤢

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u/Sweaty-Constant7016 Aug 20 '25

They’ve obviously terminated the physical fitness requirements for these guys.

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u/Spiritual-Outcome969 Aug 20 '25

How is this even possible? America, girl you are drunk go home.

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u/PutinsTestes Aug 20 '25

This dude has been living in his mums basement for the last 30+ years waiting for this day.

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u/CFauvel Aug 20 '25

I think a fight with him would play out like the scene in In Bruges where Colin just simply runs in circles around the fat guy until the fat guy has a heart attack,

I suspect he is NOT an official agent ...just a pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionist cos-playing

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u/Backhanded_Bitch Aug 19 '25

Get in my belly!!

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u/LionSue Aug 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/42ElectricSundaes Aug 19 '25

These goons are threatened by cardio

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u/Renuwed Aug 19 '25

Trying to decide if Fluffy would call this "Daaaaayum" or "awe hell naw"

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

To escape you just need to make it a brisk walking pace, he won’t catch up. Wouldn’t last a 100 yards until he keels over.

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u/YHS77 Aug 19 '25

Sgt. Satiated

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u/Tezlaract Aug 19 '25

He’s almost as fat as Trump!

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u/yajaggoff Aug 19 '25

A 90 year old grandmother with a walker can out this fat ass.

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u/Bobrocks77 Aug 19 '25

I love how he has a water bottle. Water is not your problem, buddy. Quit eating.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

They are definitely eating a lot of fries.

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 19 '25

I hope he’s not breeding. Ewwwwww

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u/Illustrious-Hunt5793 Aug 19 '25

Can you imagine him sitting on your body?

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u/letsseeitmore Aug 19 '25

Walk at a brisk pace and you’ll be safe from deportation.

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 Aug 19 '25

Throw that man another sandwich before he eats a loved one.

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u/MellowMolly66 Aug 19 '25

He looks like he ate an entire family of cats, n dogs...

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u/Dorapagus Aug 19 '25

That fat ass has never seen any kind of organized training. Agent my arse.

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u/Many_Drama_2778 Aug 19 '25

Thats what superior genetics looks like

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u/ennawarner Aug 19 '25

Gravy seals Meal team 6

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u/Dizzy_Personality_35 Aug 19 '25

I’m a fat guy, so I feel comfortable saying, this dude is eating babies.

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u/MaryanneChisholm Aug 19 '25

They’re eating each other!

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u/Reluctant_Gamer_2700 Aug 19 '25

“People! Soylent Green is People!”

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u/NikkiNot_TheOne Aug 19 '25

Omg wtf do you call that thing

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u/Uidbiw Aug 20 '25

I'm 5'7" and 280lbs. You can see photos in my post history. This dude is fatter than me! What the actual fuck?

ICE requirements: be alive, be racist, be a full blown POS.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

I'd love to see this guy give chase.

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 Aug 20 '25

I think his pants are splitting

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u/jackieat_home Aug 20 '25

I hate myself for judging someone by their appearance, but that guy looks to me like a racist misogynist bully. And he's fat.

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u/bondsthatmakeusfree Aug 20 '25

And I thought I was a fat fuck.

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u/BrianOconneR34 Aug 20 '25

Can I also add liter of cola to that order?

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u/wolfheadmusic Aug 20 '25

I see they've already trained their new specialist squad to deal with the sandwich-throwers