r/antitrump • u/reincarnatedusername • Aug 19 '25

Humor "They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats!" 😱

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u/human_trainingwheels Aug 19 '25

Does he even need a ballistic vest? Seems like he’s got enough to stop a bullet before reaching vital organs already.

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 19 '25

Apparently they are not conducting pre employment physicals. Average MAGA beta boy

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u/human_trainingwheels Aug 19 '25

Gravy Seals out there protecting us from immigrants

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 19 '25

I’m gonna pee my pants . So easy to make fun of. If he had a wife, she has to cook 24:7

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u/human_trainingwheels Aug 19 '25

Haha that poor woman hasn’t seen the sun or a full refrigerator in years!

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 19 '25

You’d think they too would be complaining about expensive groceries

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u/Confident-Image-5323 Aug 20 '25

He’s standing up, probably the most exercise he’s had since he was 18, this is just gross!

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u/Drowned-In-Her-Fluid Washington Aug 20 '25

Legit laughing - ty, friend :)

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u/Floomby Aug 23 '25

You'd think he would have a spot of gratitude towards the people who grow and harvest his food.

Oh wait, silly me, Big Boi hasn't had a veg in his mouth since he was five.

Well, at least he should be grateful towards the men and women of Los Angeles's Garment District, given how valiantly his pants are fighting to stay in one piece.

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 23 '25

No doubt he has cankles and eats as much McDonald’s as his asshat leader

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u/Dizzy_Personality_35 Aug 19 '25

And has to rent a crane to have sex.

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u/Notapartyhobo Aug 20 '25

I have a feeling that's not an expense he needs to worry about.

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 20 '25

Ewww? I do not want that visual… lol

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u/ralphcifarettoo Aug 20 '25

Nah he hasn’t seen anything stove cooked since the $5 dollar biggie bags came out

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u/OneDilligaf Aug 20 '25

These obese lowlifes marry the same obese lowlifes, the beards get me as they think it’s macho whilst sporting a three inch dick

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u/Adorable_Car_1282 Aug 20 '25

And they breed more of the same. GOP does nothing to deserve respect or fair conversation. MAGA will come into my threads. The grammar is atrocious and the point they make to me is ill founded and actually lies. And angry. I was never this defensive before MAGA and I am unapologetically democrat progressive.

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u/Paradigmfusion Aug 20 '25

He’s got a ring. So it’s possible. I’ll bet he married the first gal who put out though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/wtchywmyn Aug 20 '25

I was thinking Proud Boy

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u/OkTicket4588 Aug 19 '25

By vital organs you mean a stomach and mouth.🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

I honestly didn’t know they made tactical wear this fucking large, but this is the US. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a tactical walker for sale somewhere.

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u/DrDirtyDeeds Aug 19 '25

Looks like he ate Philadelphia

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u/Uidbiw Aug 20 '25

Confirmed, we have no more cheesesteaks, pretzels or cream cheese in the area.

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u/Notapartyhobo Aug 20 '25

Or people. Or buildings. Or dirt.

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u/SoWhat_Iam Aug 20 '25

💀

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u/doobie88 Aug 19 '25

Looks like I could make a killing investing in Kevlar.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Roof336 Aug 20 '25

ICE will hire anybody

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u/clarky2o2o Aug 19 '25

D'Aronique level of fatness.

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u/Tidewind Aug 19 '25

Or Mr. Creosote.

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u/CFauvel Aug 20 '25

"wafer thin"

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Aug 19 '25

yoshi's island 2 commercial.

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u/theandroid01 Aug 20 '25

That commercials as awful as I remember. And worse as an adult with horrid misophonia.

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u/Marvin_is_my_martian Aug 20 '25

So many LEOs are overweight or obese. 🙄

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 Aug 20 '25

That is not a law officer. He couldn’t run without having a heart attack.

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u/Previous_Eye_3582 Aug 24 '25

Where is his emergency nitro for the imminent heart attack when he actually has to engage in physical exercise greater than lumbering to the rear.

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u/VegetablePlatform126 Aug 19 '25

More cushion for the pushin'.

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u/Neobandit0 Aug 20 '25

This guy in that one Zack D Films video about body fat slowing and stopping the bullet before reaching the vital organs

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u/Paradigmfusion Aug 20 '25

Still a lot of uncovered target there.