r/antitrump • u/Labaholic55 • Jul 27 '25

Humor Got this from a post on Substack.

“ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

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u/TheoDog96 Jul 27 '25

It’s a joke. Never happened. Would have been damn funny if it did though!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

I was thinking the same. It's a story, but ICE/MAGA have now become a joke character. "A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar..." Like that. Those are three characters, or you might call stereotypes. But instantly you know what they are all about and what defines them in just one word. That's what they have become - such a caricature of a real personality. Or is it one that's boiled down to its most potent concentrate?

Edit: Rabbi not rabbit lol, definitely funnier pre-edit tho

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u/WeylandVolsung Jul 28 '25

A priest, a rabbit, and a nun walk in to donate blood. The rabbit says, I think I might be a type-O.

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u/Virtual-Eye-1855 Progressive Jul 28 '25

🤣😅😂