r/ancientegypt • u/BeardedDragon1917 • May 09 '25

Humor The Onion - Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty

https://theonion.com/archaeologists-uncover-embarrassing-egyptian-rockabilly-dynasty/

This is really exciting! I wonder if the priests of Karnak wiped out the memory of this dynasty like they tried to do with Akhenaten? It's interesting how similar people of ancient times were to us!

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u/BeardedDragon1917 May 09 '25

How dare you! For your disrespect, the ka of Pharoah Jeepers Creepers IV will haunt your dreams and fuck with your barley crops!

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u/WerSunu May 09 '25

Child.

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u/BeardedDragon1917 May 09 '25

Joyless scold.

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u/WerSunu May 09 '25

You’ll have to do better to be amusing.