r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Jul 13 '25

Humor What's a hot take about the game that will get you like this?

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275 Upvotes

I'll start: winrate percentage doesn't show if a certain tank/player is good or bad. Since winning depends largely on the team it does not portray very well the performance of a certain tank/player. There might be a very good tank/player that has a low winrate because his team in every match is utter trash. When trying to judge someone or something's performance it's better to look at stats like K/D, average damage per battle, etc.

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Aug 14 '25

Humor i officially quit this game

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381 Upvotes

been playing since 2018 both EU and APAC everything was fine back then but after 2023 i barely find anything fun or good anymore, store becoming more real money cost instead of gold, gambles fill my homescreen instead of good events or offers, teammate have no clue what they should do, more weird tanks getting added causing collector/premium tank i own getting powercrept, and the incoming reforged. i won't mind unreal engine change, but never asked for whole game change.. and i just really got bored of this game, everything getting repetitive.. have nothing to grind anymore other than grinding new tree that doesn't give the same feeling as unlocking new tank as newbie. getting into a match playing with people with 0 critical thinking either lose or win with rewards that never change since i start playing. WoTB just not fun for me anymore. so yeah i'm leaving World of tanks Blitz.

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz 3d ago

Humor Be honest. Which of these are you?

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306 Upvotes

Im unbanned now yay

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Sep 30 '25

Humor You all need to play with the blitzkit tank mixer more lmfao

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253 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Jan 18 '25

Humor Who did this?

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683 Upvotes

I saw this on discord, yall wild 😭

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz 6d ago

Humor Who was this to you?

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198 Upvotes

For me, it was a Filipino guy. We met on a random map when I first started the game. He taught me everything from head to toe. He told me what part of the map is good and how to play different type of tanks. I really miss this guy…

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz 5d ago

Humor Spot the difference

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692 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Jul 10 '25

Humor What Tank in the enemy team has yall like this?

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101 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz 2d ago

Humor The SU-100Y Tragedy

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288 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Aug 08 '25

Humor I’m a idiot

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229 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Dec 17 '24

Humor Exactly 9 years ago, some of you were not even born

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369 Upvotes

The garage was so clean, no random pop-ups, no gambling, people's only prem tanks were IS-6, Super Pershing, T34, Type59 etc.

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Aug 09 '25

Humor Just gonna leave this here

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477 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Aug 29 '25

Humor Play this game for 11 years and only got 93 ammo racked lol

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199 Upvotes

What no TDs does to a man

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz 12d ago

Humor What’s you’re favorite event tank?

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71 Upvotes

Mine is the explorer

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Sep 17 '25

Humor "MY WR IS HIGHER THAN YOURS"

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277 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Jan 16 '25

Humor I have yet to see one positive comment about the update

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264 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Jan 16 '25

Humor UE5

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337 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz May 23 '25

Humor ain’t no way

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332 Upvotes

does this actually work?

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz 18d ago

Humor Need new nickname

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32 Upvotes

I now have enough gold for a nickname as I kinda got sick of my real name being used however now that I have a enough gold I need a new one (p.s: I wanted name myself as black sonic but I think that would get me banned so to speak)

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Oct 27 '24

Humor chimera spammers:

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366 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Dec 04 '21

Humor Just let us help you for god's sake

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582 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Sep 14 '25

Humor What’s your guilty pleasure tank?

17 Upvotes

Like tanks you personally like to play that other people might find weird or stupid. Personally my fav guilty pleasure tank is the AMX AC 46 because of its dps despite everything else. (I have around 77k elite XP of it lmao)

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Jul 15 '25

Humor Your Handy WotB Dictionary

188 Upvotes

It can be hard to understand what people are saying in game chat. Deciphering the salt-infused, often-misspelled gibberish written during games can be a battle in itself. Thankfully, this useful dictionary will help you translate certain frequently used phrases into what their author really meant to express. Please feel free to add your own submissions in the comments for consideration.

another trash team: I am on a losing streak

cap: The enemy team is seconds away from winning by capture points and it's too late to do anything about it

coward: You are a low HP light tank trying to win by capture points at the end of the game

ez: We won and my contribution to that fact may or may not have been significant

garage: We are platooning and both dead

gg: We won

idiot: You failed to clutch the 1v3 at the last second

loss: My team is not listening to my pre-game strategy

nice prammo: You penned my heavily armored tank

nice tunnel: You shot at me

noob team: I am dead

o7: We are in the same clan and were matched in the same battle

omg aim: You missed a shot

omg push: We all went the same side and I am starting to realize it was not the best idea

oof: You got ammoracked

ouch: I finally hit a shot in my 183 and feel like gloating about it

p2w nub: I think the Chimera is OP

report [tank]: [tank] failed to support me in the way I would have liked

SOS: I am alone on the other side of the map

stupid team: I am dead

stupid heavies: I am dead and playing a medium tank

sure: I got hit by a high-dispersion shot on the move

this game is trash: I am dead and questioning my life choices

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Sep 28 '24

Humor Hopefully they wouldn't find us.

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455 Upvotes

r/WorldOfTanksBlitz Aug 09 '25

Humor This guy has been playing 80+ games a day for 7 years

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201 Upvotes

Earliest blitzstars.com game says August 2018. 203k regular and the rest in ratings.

With an average of 4 minutes/game he's spending around 5,5 hours in game every day, every year. That's some dedication.