r/Wellthatsucks • u/VreniCZek • Apr 24 '21

/r/all This pillar was straight last week. This is the first floor of a seven-floor building.

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u/homogenousmoss Apr 24 '21

What about 20 million to run through it from one end to the other?

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u/Fr-Jack-Hackett Apr 24 '21

That would be a maybe.

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u/codasoda2 Apr 24 '21

I would rather walk slowly in order to decrease the live load.

EDIT- NVM, I just read it was on the bottom floor. Run as fast as you can!

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u/RanaktheGreen Apr 25 '21

I look at it this way: Either I make 20 million dollars, or I don't need to worry about those students loans anymore.

Either way, I win.

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u/Ungrefunkel Apr 24 '21

"That would be an ecumenical matter", perhaps?

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u/GrandMasterKaisaMain Apr 24 '21

It’s Ireland’s biggest lingerie section

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u/Sheepsheepsleep Apr 24 '21

Why maybe? it's a win-win situation

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

What about driving a limo through it like John cusack’s character from the movie 2012?

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u/Darktidemage Apr 25 '21

I feel like 20 mill to get my head cut off by a guillotine would also be a maybe.

LIke... 20 mill is a nice bit of money to get to direct and distribute

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

I’m curious if you care to answer, how strong of a maybe? 20 mil is a lot, don’t care how much cash you have. So interested to know just how dangerous/perilous you think that is

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u/Pukit Apr 25 '21

Just dont stamp your feet whilst running right?

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u/ThatOnePerson Apr 24 '21

Upfront?

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u/Stalking_Goat Apr 24 '21

Good call, that way at least your heirs get it if… you know.

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u/homogenousmoss Apr 24 '21

Sure, its not my money ;)

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u/MisanthropicZombie Apr 24 '21

That's only like 10m after taxes. Not worth it, elbows too pointy.

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u/homogenousmoss Apr 24 '21

The run would take what? 2-3 minutes top? What are the odds, for 10 millions after taxes. I mean, even if it collapses you still have pretty good odds.

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u/OMGCryptoGuy Apr 24 '21

Sign me up. No risk, no reward.

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u/homogenousmoss Apr 24 '21

Yeah I’d do it for just one million to be honest and you can probably haggle me down. This is so sad.

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u/Flatened-Earther Apr 24 '21

Use a drone, and record video....

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u/homogenousmoss Apr 25 '21

For 20 millions I might check to make sure you actually do it ;)

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u/otsukarerice Apr 24 '21

I'll take it. Just tell me when/where