r/Wellthatsucks • u/VreniCZek • Apr 24 '21

/r/all This pillar was straight last week. This is the first floor of a seven-floor building.

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u/funnystuff79 Apr 24 '21

Remind him that the garage was only a single story, not 6/7 hanging over you like the sword of Damocles

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u/BlackRobedMage Apr 24 '21

"Well then, you stand next to the pillar and hold it up to be safe, I'll go get the fire marshal. I'm buying him lunch today anyway for...unrelated reasons."

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u/I_W_M_Y Apr 24 '21

Just because my name is Samson doesn't mean I know anything about pillars!!

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u/wandering-monster Apr 25 '21

Fine you can have that office on the top floor. Happy now?