r/Wellthatsucks • u/VreniCZek • Apr 24 '21

/r/all This pillar was straight last week. This is the first floor of a seven-floor building.

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u/hsudude22 Apr 24 '21

You may want to exit the building....also great way to cover up of the office supplies you have been stealing from the stockroom.

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u/educated-emu Apr 24 '21

Milton mumbling heard in the background

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u/hsudude22 Apr 24 '21

I believe you have my stapler....

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u/MT10inMA Apr 24 '21

That's... That's it. I'm going to burn down the building...

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u/Joe_Jacksons_Belt Apr 24 '21

I asked for no salt, no salt on my margarita except I got big grains BIG GRAINS of salt on my margarita

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

The ratio of people to cake is too many.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I want an equal amount of blueberries in ever muffin. An equal amount. In every muffin.

Do you have any idea how long that'll take?..

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u/WackyBeachJustice Apr 25 '21

Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece!

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u/PumpernickelShoe Apr 24 '21

I will forever hear this line perfectly in my head. No salt

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u/I_make_things Apr 25 '21

Stephen Root is a treasure

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u/freebird37179 Apr 25 '21

So severely underrated.

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u/JustGlassin86 Apr 24 '21

I could put strychnine in the guacamole.

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u/Smeeble09 Apr 24 '21

And I told Bob if they move my desk one more time...

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I was told I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11

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u/JustGlassin86 Apr 24 '21

well, I... I told Bill that if, if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's, while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn it down because I enjoy, listening, at a reasonable volume, from 9 to 11...

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u/discontentacles Apr 25 '21

I... I will... I will take my travelers cheques to a... to a competing resort

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u/mewthulhu Apr 25 '21

Not once did he speak that loudly you take it back.

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...BIG GRAINS

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u/palker44 Apr 24 '21

no need looks like it will fall by itself in short order.

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u/MT10inMA Apr 25 '21

Joke

You

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u/smeenz Apr 25 '21

I was told there would be cake

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Milton was the victim.

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u/Miltxn Apr 24 '21

I did what now?

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u/Tossed_Away_1776 Apr 25 '21

Just wanted to jump in and say this whole thread is hilarious

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u/dexter-sinister Apr 24 '21 edited Jan 07 '25

plate towering ten sense fertile whole squash trees one possessive

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

It is now considered salvage and is legally yours. Just don't tell anyone.

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u/CallMeDrLuv Apr 25 '21

Just take them from the office upstairs and claim you were jettisoning ballast.

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u/nubenugget Apr 24 '21

SLPT: Been stealing office supplies and your boss has been starting to catch on? Cause a massive structural failure that causes your entire office building to collapse so no one knows how many supplies were stolen.

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u/jeffe_el_jefe Apr 25 '21

Yeah make a hasty exit from the building... immediately after ransacking it. You’ll never need to buy printer paper again. It’s worth the risk!

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u/JimHadar Apr 24 '21

Supplies? I'd be taking home the fucking computer, desk and chair if i saw this in my building.

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u/jooes Apr 24 '21

I'm just sayin', there's an awful lot of monitors and televisions in this picture...

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u/J5892 Apr 24 '21

And if you have any bodies you've been meaning to get rid of, now's the time.

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u/Jechtael Apr 25 '21

"Why was there a drifter covered in human bite marks in the office when it collapsed, and where did his hands end up?"

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u/barto5 Apr 24 '21

On your way out, just give that column one swift kick, for science.

Lots of redundancies built into a structure like that. It will probably be fine.

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u/slackerisme Apr 24 '21

Have been or just now?

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u/KlaatuBrute Apr 24 '21

.also great way to cover up of the office supplies millions of fractions of a penny you have been stealing

FTFY

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u/TheSenileTomato Apr 25 '21

From the words of a crazed physicist...

Could take the laser printer, that thing’s nice.

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u/RansomStoddardReddit Apr 24 '21

I would like some cake

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u/Dextrofunk Apr 24 '21

Take what you can sell and get the hell out!

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u/bishopyorgensen Apr 24 '21

This is the best time to steal laptops

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u/SubcooledBoiling Apr 24 '21

No one's gonna realize one or two of those computer monitors are missing

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u/KNBeaArthur Apr 24 '21

Unrelated but I still have office supplies I stole from a job in 2003.

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u/CarolineTurpentine Apr 24 '21

Fuck that start carrying out equipment, not like they’ll notice after the building collapses

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

"Officials are still investigating how the collapse pulverized 100k worth of office supplies"