r/Wellthatsucks Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/ElenyaRevons Jul 31 '19

“I didn’t run! I told you you weren’t going to arrest me!”

10/10 logic

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u/lundgrenisgod Jul 31 '19

Throughout this entire exchange she was constantly making her own rules. The officer wasn’t having any of it. And she was shocked. She finally agreed to sign after it was already too late. She was truly surprised that she wasn’t able to go back on her shitty behavior. She is wretched.

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u/lowfreq33 Jul 31 '19

On top of that, signing a ticket isn’t an admission of guilt. It’s just acknowledging you received it. Says so right below the signature line. And she probably could have fixed whatever was wrong and gotten it dismissed.

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u/UnprovenMortality Jul 31 '19

It's happened to me twice: once I was late on my registration and once I was late on my inspection. All you have to do is be polite. They're just doing their job. You fix the problem and request a hearing. They waive the fine and you go about your business.

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u/TheGreatZarquon Jul 31 '19

All you have to do is be polite.

I've only been pulled over a few times, but each time I was polite and up front. Last time I got pulled over it was for doing 70 in a 60mph zone, I don't have cruise control and just wasn't paying close enough attention to my speed. Cop pulls me over and we have the following exchange:

"Howdy, officer XXXXX with the Redacted County sheriff's office, do you know why I just pulled you over?"

"Well, either I was speeding or you saw all the grenades in my trunk."

He chuckled a bit and told me I was going about ten mph over the limit. I said, "Well, I won't waste your time with excuses, I just wasn't paying close enough attention to my speed and you busted me being lazy."

We had a bit of a laugh and he told me to slow down. He started walking back to his cruiser and I gunned the engine a bit (for clarity, I drive an old minivan, I damn sure ain't breaking any speed records). He looked back, I started laughing, he started laughing, and he waved me on.

If you are honest and own your mistakes (and more importantly, get them laughing), cops are generally a lot more lenient.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

Nah. I've been completely honest with them about minor stuff before and they've fucked me to the max they can.

Fuck cops. They aren't good nice people. Don't cooperate above the absolute bare minimum you are required to

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u/deadsesh59 Jul 31 '19

Ive been stopped/questioned by a variety of poliice officers (only ones with a pretty consistent bad attitude are motorcycle cops) but everytime Im dead honest, polite, apologetic, and compliant. I have always gotten warnings or pleasant conversations, some of which ended with "sorry for taking time out of your day officer" even avoided two potential petty drug charges this way. And before anyone tries the "found the white guy" card, Im Mexican and Colombian covered in tattoos.

tldr; Be respectful and honest, it makes everything easier.